A new two-year degree is being offered at Life University that many of you should be interested in: Becoming A Real Butch. That's right, in just six trimesters, you, too, can be a real butch -- as well as earn an AA degree (AA Real Butch).



Please take a moment to look over the program outline.

FIRST YEAR

Autumn Schedule:
BUTCH 101 - Combatting Stupidity
BUTCH 102 - You, Too, Can Do Housework
BUTCH 103 - PMS Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
BUTCH 104 - We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas

Winter Schedule:
BUTCH 110 - Wonderful Laundry Techniques
BUTCH 111 - Understanding the Femme's Response to Getting in at 4am
EAT 100 - Get a Life, Learn to Cook
EAT 101 - Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
ECON 001A - What's Yours is Hers

Spring Schedule:
BUTCH 120 - How NOT to Act Like an Asshole When You're Wrong
BUTCH 121 - Understanding Your Incompetence
BUTCH 122 - YOU, the Weaker One
BUTCH 123 - Reasons to Give Flowers

SECOND YEAR

Autumn Schedule:
SEX 101 - You CAN Fall Asleep without It
SEX 102 - Hold her after sex is important
BUTCH 201 - How to Stay Awake After Sex

Winter Schedule:
BUTCH 210 - The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
BUTCH 211 - How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
BUTCH 212 - You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
BUTCH 213 - Honest, You Don't Look that good when Naked
BUTCH 230A - Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 1

Spring Schedule:
BUTCH 220 - Omitting f*ck from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
BUTCH 221 - Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
BUTCH 223 - Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
BUTCH 230B - Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2

Course Electives:
EAT 101 - Cooking with spices
EAT 102 - Utilization of Eating Utensils
EAT 103 - Burping and Belching Discreetly
BUTCH 231 - In-Laws
BUTCH 232 - Appear to Be Listening
BUTCH 233 - Just Say "Yes, Dear"
ECON 001B - Cheaper to Keep Her (Must Pass ECON 001A)