A new meaning for the phrase "keeping it real"...

...It isn't a deadly sin for nothing, boys...Vanity might eventually get you a modeling contract or have nasty old men stuffing money into your G-string some day, but it won't get you any extra love and affection from me. The way into my heart is NOT by doing silly things to your body. I envision a world in which every gay man spends quality time in the gym, wears designer clothes and cologne, tans and waxes regularly, and has ABSOLUTELY NO PERSONALITY OF HIS OWN. Dead fish go with the flow, boys. I find snuggling up to a man particularly arousing, but not if he looks and smells and feels like plastic. There's nothing wrong with an apt-tattoo or a well-placed piercing to jazz yourself up a little or make some sort of statement, but there's a problem when everybody else in the world seems to be trying to make the same statement. "Keep it real, man."