Hey, snoops!

Bahama - 06/02/00 21:51:57

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you fucking fag, you don't know jack shit about the bahamas. we don't want your ass anyway, you dickless wonder

Wendy - 10/26/99 23:14:23
Age/Height/Weight/Body type: ha
Eyes/Hair color, length and style: blue
Body hair quotient (1-10)/Facial hair?/Tattoos/Piercings/Other cool stuff: none
Dick size (length x girth) in whatever units you decide/Cut or un?: none
Favorite turn-ons: men

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Well Dave showing your many skills and endless versitility, I'm changing e-mail addresses will let you know. Have a great party love Wendy

- 10/26/99 23:05:33

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Nicklas - 03/07/99 12:34:57
My URL:http://members.tripod.com/nickeboy

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Hallo. Nice place you have. Welcome to my site

Erin Wade - 02/24/99 19:50:35
My Email:erin_wade@yahoo.com
Age/Height/Weight/Body type: aarrgh!!!
Eyes/Hair color, length and style: buy me some cool hair dye!
Body hair quotient (1-10)/Facial hair?/Tattoos/Piercings/Other cool stuff: tattoos
Dick size (length x girth) in whatever units you decide/Cut or un?: well...
Top/Bottom/Versatile/Other: other!
Favorite turn-ons: THEM shorthaired kinda gals

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Robertjroid - 01/14/99 18:24:34
My URL:http://www.geocotoes.com/soho/coffeehouse/8358
My Email:Uninteresting
Age/Height/Weight/Body type: Ditto
Eyes/Hair color, length and style: Ditto
Body hair quotient (1-10)/Facial hair?/Tattoos/Piercings/Other cool stuff: Ditto
Dick size (length x girth) in whatever units you decide/Cut or un?: Standard issue
Top/Bottom/Versatile/Other: ???
Favorite turn-ons: Women?

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Pretty funny Bay Bee. Wish I had a cool clickable map of the States. Never did get to see the photo wheel. What I really wanted to say is that I lust after your sister. Sorry 'bout that. E-mail addresse? Keep up the wickedness Robert

Stan - 11/19/98 04:24:30
Age/Height/Weight/Body type: 24, 5'10" 165

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SillyBilly - 10/07/98 00:33:45
My Email:sillyputty98@hotmail.com
Age/Height/Weight/Body type: Yikes!
Eyes/Hair color, length and style: Short eyes, crossed hair
Body hair quotient (1-10)/Facial hair?/Tattoos/Piercings/Other cool stuff: 1-10 pretty much covers it
Dick size (length x girth) in whatever units you decide/Cut or un?: I've never met Dick
Top/Bottom/Versatile/Other: always, always, always Other
Favorite turn-ons: little pink filthy bags o' beans

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Duchy Dave-- DO you look like Billy Pilgrim?!?!? Before I cast my vote (or cast my boat, as that is what I began to type), I did to see you wrapped in an army blanket. But consulting the Magic 8 Ball, all signs point to yes.

Cindy - 09/10/98 13:11:27 My URL:http://www.0001011.com/users/cindy My Email:cinth@usa.net comment: I like this page.... mine has just been updated :-) Thanks, Cindy

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Sam - 08/27/98 02:51:11
Age/Height/Weight/Body type: 34, 6'1", 195
Eyes/Hair color, length and style: brn/brn
Body hair quotient (1-10)/Facial hair?/Tattoos/Piercings/Other cool stuff: 3, no facial hair, several tattoos
Dick size (length x girth) in whatever units you decide/Cut or un?: depends...
Top/Bottom/Versatile/Other: other
Favorite turn-ons: sexy guys in their underwear

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This site is pretty twisted, but I like it. See you!

Cori - 07/17/98 20:12:38
My Email:Rbussolari @ aol.com
Age/Height/Weight/Body type: All Good
Eyes/Hair color, length and style: You know, those colors ( and oh how saucy)
Body hair quotient (1-10)/Facial hair?/Tattoos/Piercings/Other cool stuff: Thank God, no facial hair, but some other primal shtick
Dick size (length x girth) in whatever units you decide/Cut or un?: I've always had penis envy, but being Jewish, part of it would have been cut off if I was indeed born with the Y chromosome somewhere
Top/Bottom/Versatile/Other: either or
Favorite turn-ons: puppies, butterflies, kittens and razorblades

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Hey Ya'all: My oh my. To my suprise, I was made famous on the internet because i had a crush on Bay Bee. Cool Web page Dave!!!!!!!

Jimmy - 07/17/98 03:47:23
Age/Height/Weight/Body type: 34, 5'6", 140, sexy
Eyes/Hair color, length and style: brn/brn short
Dick size (length x girth) in whatever units you decide/Cut or un?: pretty big
Favorite turn-ons: sexy guys

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Go Bay Bee! You rock.

- 06/22/98 02:29:30

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Erin Wade - 06/06/98 04:52:43
My Email:erin_wade@yahoo.com
Age/Height/Weight/Body type: 30+; 63"; whimpy

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I'm getting kicked out of the library so my measurements will have to wait. I need a pylissim. I'll come back and stay a while, and relax in the fabooness of your site, BAYBEE!!!

Tony - 05/31/98 22:36:56

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Banner surf'n and caught your wave .
Email Me @ alligator77002@geocities.com
Visit me @ http://geocities.datacellar.net/Area51/Shire/9166 :)

Grumpy Old Queer - 05/31/98 12:20:40
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/WestHollywood/Stonewall/5859
My Email:gayenta@geocities.com
Age/Height/Weight/Body type: Over the hill Free Willie Type
Eyes/Hair color, length and style: Yes to all
Dick size (length x girth) in whatever units you decide/Cut or un?: cut/mouth size
Top/Bottom/Versatile/Other: wanker
Favorite turn-ons: men, all men

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Grumpy Old Queer - 05/31/98 12:19:35
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/WestHollywwod/Stonewall/5859
My Email:gayenta@geocities.com
Age/Height/Weight/Body type: Over the hill Free Willie Type
Eyes/Hair color, length and style: Yes to all
Dick size (length x girth) in whatever units you decide/Cut or un?: cut/mouth size
Top/Bottom/Versatile/Other: wanker
Favorite turn-ons: men, all men

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Prozac - 05/30/98 20:39:48
Age/Height/Weight/Body type: 30/6'2"/220/hunk
Eyes/Hair color, length and style: green/brown,short & stylish
Body hair quotient (1-10)/Facial hair?/Tattoos/Piercings/Other cool stuff: 5/no/no/no/too much to mention
Dick size (length x girth) in whatever units you decide/Cut or un?: kielbasa
Top/Bottom/Versatile/Other: whatever Marsha allows
Favorite turn-ons: Eurodisco and eating during sex

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cloudspinner - 05/30/98 14:46:04
My URL:http://www.geosities.com/rainforest/canopy/1844/
My Email:coudspinner@mailexcite.com
Age/Height/Weight/Body type: old as the hills, tall as a mountain, wide as an ocean and all that gee-o-graphix stuff
Eyes/Hair color, length and style: hair, you mean earthlings have hair? Where??
Body hair quotient (1-10)/Facial hair?/Tattoos/Piercings/Other cool stuff: ice, snow, popsicles, ice cream,chocolate mousse, cool whip
Dick size (length x girth) in whatever units you decide/Cut or un?: dick moved to Cleveland
Top/Bottom/Versatile/Other: where ever the crow flies
Favorite turn-ons: Wally and the Beave, macaroni and cheese, hot dogs, basball and apple pie say, did Phyllis ever make that mock apple pie with Ritz crackers?

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Did Phyllis ever say "Gotta get up and go before me ge up and go has got up and gone"? Or "As mixed up as a fart in a mitten"?

psycho_ron - 05/20/98 11:34:41
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Motorcity/Track/1527/
My Email:you'll see it at my site
Age/Height/Weight/Body type: also at my site
Eyes/Hair color, length and style: hzl/brn/long/slick
Body hair quotient (1-10)/Facial hair?/Tattoos/Piercings/Other cool stuff: 17 tats/1 ear
Dick size (length x girth) in whatever units you decide/Cut or un?: rather personal but 71/2 cut
Top/Bottom/Versatile/Other: ?????
Favorite turn-ons: exhibitionizm

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love your site, new to this thing myself and was wondering if you may offer some help as to how to add a few cool thigs to my place of residence (my site). i seem to be rather dence. can't follow the instuctions they give to well on adding the photo cube hing and adding pics to my page.

ANDY - 05/19/98 17:35:04
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/tokyo/pagoda/2312
My Email:fuck@myass.hard
Age/Height/Weight/Body type: 26/6"2/160bl/O
Eyes/Hair color, length and style: sexy blue/hot red/long sexy hair
Body hair quotient (1-10)/Facial hair?/Tattoos/Piercings/Other cool stuff: fucking beautiful tatto on my nipples
Dick size (length x girth) in whatever units you decide/Cut or un?: my dick varies in different situations

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hey... u ar so funcking ugly... but put more of ur pictures on okay??? i'll be bac...

Dan Hays - 04/30/98 01:01:49
My Email:danhays@pacbell.net
Age/Height/Weight/Body type: 36/6'0"/Human
Eyes/Hair color, length and style: Blue/Blond - short & sassy
Body hair quotient (1-10)/Facial hair?/Tattoos/Piercings/Other cool stuff: Pretty hairy but no facial hair. No tatoos or exciting piercings
Dick size (length x girth) in whatever units you decide/Cut or un?: You've seen it. Remember the Campus?
Top/Bottom/Versatile/Other: Other at the moment. Once I have my two new hips I'll be all of the above.
Favorite turn-ons: Hot men who like to play with dolls.

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Fab website, Duchies. Who's holding that little bag o beans hostage these days? Bay Bee is probably much more valuable than those collectable beanie babies, so keep it safe. Hope to see you soon.

Viva Cadaver (you might know me as Kristina, too) - 04/29/98 03:07:43
My URL:http:// (we're workin' on it)
My Email:ktoffer@yahoo.com
Age/Height/Weight/Body type: 32/6'9" in 7" platform heels/sluttily slim
Eyes/Hair color, length and style: Yes/blondish, Texans inexplicably think I have Diane Keaton's hairdresser
Body hair quotient (1-10)/Facial hair?/Tattoos/Piercings/Other cool stuff: 3.5 before shaving/no/yes, yes and oh, baby, yes!
Dick size (length x girth) in whatever units you decide/Cut or un?: Too big for my own good when I'm out in daylight in something tight and slinky. / Yes, they robbed me of my tender flesh when I was far too young to even enjoy it. But I'm not bit er.
Top/Bottom/Versatile/Other: Tie me up and make me what you want, big boy. I guess that fits into "other"...lots and lots of other.
Favorite turn-ons: see above

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Only a lovely, chilled cocktail and a pair of glamour lashes could have made me feel better than finding this Bay Bee site-o-luvin'! Congrats, girls, on getting this up and running. I'll be sure to keep an eye on the little thing as she grows up! Word of advice to the wee one...just remember, a stitch in time saves a sequin popping off at an inopportune moment. XXXOOOO.

Michael Broder - 04/27/98 18:18:10
Age/Height/Weight/Body type: 34 / 5'8" / human
Eyes/Hair color, length and style: hazel / currently brown, but prone to change
Body hair quotient (1-10)/Facial hair?/Tattoos/Piercings/Other cool stuff: lots/none/temporary/4 empty ear holes
Dick size (length x girth) in whatever units you decide/Cut or un?: directly proportionate to knowledge of TV trivia
Top/Bottom/Versatile/Other: other
Favorite turn-ons: chocolate/Simpsons/Zim's

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BayBee, you naughty thing, stop crashing my computer and start showing me those go-go boys!

Criss Romero - 04/26/98 17:33:22
My Email:elzpeedy@aol.com
Age/Height/Weight/Body type: You know what it is.
Eyes/Hair color, length and style: Rapunzel type hair, except with a little sass.
Body hair quotient (1-10)/Facial hair?/Tattoos/Piercings/Other cool stuff: None,
Dick size (length x girth) in whatever units you decide/Cut or un?: Cochino! 24 inches.
Top/Bottom/Versatile/Other: Other.

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Mr. Robb, your webpage is wonderful and entertaining. Where ever do you find the time to do this kind of stuff. Ciao mein. Criss.

- 04/23/98 18:33:34

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kristin beck - 04/21/98 17:44:13
Age/Height/Weight/Body type: 30!!/5'9''!!/A lady doesn't tell.../egg-shaped; it goes well with pregnancy
Eyes/Hair color, length and style: Yes/Cornrows, lots of blonde cornrows
Body hair quotient (1-10)/Facial hair?/Tattoos/Piercings/Other cool stuff: Well, I'll admit I am getting some naughty hairs on my chin -- long weirdly thick singular strands that do tend to detract from my otherwise flawless beauty.
Dick size (length x girth) in whatever units you decide/Cut or un?: I imagine you're referring to my unborn son's unit. From the looks of the ultrasound, we believe he's HUNG! We think we won't cut him, I'm glad you asked! It's a loaded issue! Top/Bottom/Versatile/Other: Sure! I wear all kinds of clothes, everyday!
Favorite turn-ons: I like a good birthday Web Page every once and a while.

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Bay Bee: Please tell Duchy Dave that he's very talented. I'm thrilled about the birthday homage. Now go to sleep, you bad girl.

Ritch - 04/17/98 05:03:10
Age/Height/Weight/Body type: 33, 5'8", 150, sexy swimmer
Eyes/Hair color, length and style: brown/black short hair
Body hair quotient (1-10)/Facial hair?/Tattoos/Piercings/Other cool stuff: 0, no, no, no, yes
Dick size (length x girth) in whatever units you decide/Cut or un?: 7 x 5 in. cut
Top/Bottom/Versatile/Other: versatile
Favorite turn-ons: locker room sex, guys in Speedos, you name it

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Rock on, Baybee!!!

Dope! - 04/15/98 17:28:57
My Email:sillyputty98@hotmail.com
Age/Height/Weight/Body type: old enuff to know better; all things in proportion
Eyes/Hair color, length and style: ever-changing color of both eyes & hair; loads o' style
Body hair quotient (1-10)/Facial hair?/Tattoos/Piercings/Other cool stuff: quotient?!?! sorry, that involves math -- I don't do math
Dick size (length x girth) in whatever units you decide/Cut or un?: well, it ain't bigger than a breadbox, that's fer sure, but it gets the job done
Top/Bottom/Versatile/Other: side!
Favorite turn-ons: go-go kids, silly putty, Crisco Twister, attitude

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Bay Bee -- you are pure eeee-vile and wicked good! Show me more, show me more, show me more! Who'd'a thunk it -- Tony Orlando & Dawn and go-go boys all in one site!! With bootleg Led Zepplin to boot!!! But now, what's up with that other damn Duchy?! here in the bejeezus is he? If you have a recipe for an Icelandic cocktail, would you please share?

- 04/10/98 01:05:23
Erin Wade - 04/09/98 21:04:52
My Email:erin_wade@yahoo.com
Age/Height/Weight/Body type: young & beootifull!!!!
Eyes/Hair color, length and style: blue/pink/sticking straight up
Body hair quotient (1-10)/Facial hair?/Tattoos/Piercings/Other cool stuff: not too much.I'm a girl!!! tattooos for days!!!
Dick size (length x girth) in whatever units you decide/Cut or un?: Well, my friend richard who I sometimes call Dick is about 5'10". Is that good enough?
Top/Bottom/Versatile/Other: all over the place!!!
Favorite turn-ons: still thinking....gals, tall & thin

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Baybee is a cutie-pie!!! We need more amusement in this world.

Boxer - 04/09/98 03:46:12
My Email:boxer_9@hotmail.com
Age/Height/Weight/Body type: 38/5'7"/145/hot hot hot
Eyes/Hair color, length and style: blue/brown,buzzed wicked short
Body hair quotient (1-10)/Facial hair?/Tattoos/Piercings/Other cool stuff: 5/sideburns only/yes/no/it's all cool stuff
Dick size (length x girth) in whatever units you decide/Cut or un?: hey!! ok, 17 x ?? (ruler won't bend) centimeters (sounds bigger)/cut
Top/Bottom/Versatile/Other: mostly top, but depends on my mood
Favorite turn-ons: go-go dancing, the boys on your rotating photo cube, good kissers, soul music

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Bay Bee, you're very very bad! You shouldn't be asking such personal questions. Contact me for a go-go audition. How do I get on your photo cube? Thanks especially for all the great Led Zeppelin information. I'll come back when there's more. Keep up the g od work, Duchies! Luv, Boxer