It is illegal in Kentucky to marry the same man more than 3 times? (guess they had a lot of problems with that)
In California it is illegal to set a mouse trap without a hunting license? (the LAPD is tougher than you thought)
It is illegal to use Lassos to catch a fish in Tennessee. (yeah, a rusty hook is far more humane...)
If a man is wearing a striped suit, you cannot throw a knife at him in Natoma, Kansas. (I guess you are going to have to use a gun)
Time to update & repeal these laws...
In 1659, Massachusetts made Christmas illegal.
Unless you have a doctor's note, it is illegal to buy ice cream after 6p.m. in Newark, New Jersey. (Guess where I don't want to live.)
It is a misdemeanor to show movies that depict acts of felonious crime in Montana. (Hollywood, we have a problem)
In Minnesota, it is illegal to tease skunks. (as if being sprayed for such an act of stupidity is not enough)
In Hartford, Connecticut, it is illegal to kiss your wife on Sunday.
Alarming Statistics show... 35.5% of Mississippi residents over the age of 25 have not finished high school.
Have you ever heard of? Tarzan, Texas
Chicken Head, Florida
Scarface, California
Latex, Louisiana
Places I'd rather not live... Paradox, New York
Crapo, Maryland
Boogertown, North Carolina
Spasticville, Kansas
Hellhole, Idaho
Purgatory, Maine
What would Freud say about... Climax, Michigan
Spread Eagle, Wisconsin
Needmore, Arkansas (Clinton's Home Town?)
Hardup, Utah
Big Bogue Homo, Mississippi
Hornytown, North Carolina
Conception Junction, Missouri
It doesn't surprise me that there is a... Rudeville, New Jersey
Boring, Oregon
Hell, Michigan
Hooker, California
Virgin, Utah
Dulls Corner, Maryland
Bowlegs, Oklahoma
Volcano, Hawaii
Beersville, Pennsylvania
Fleatown, Ohio
Burnt Corn, Alabama
Two Guns, Arizona
Toad Suck, Arkansas
