We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-( respectively. Well, how about some "a-- cons"?
Here goes:
(_!_) a regular a--
(__!__) a fat a--
(!) a tight a--
(_._) a flat a--
(_^_) a bubble a--
(_*_) a sore a--
(_!__) a lop-sided a--
{_!_} a swishy a--
(_o_) an a-- that's been around
(_O_) an a-- that's been around even more
(_x_) kiss my a--
(_X_) leave my a-- alone
(_zzz_) a tired a--
(_o^o_) a wise a--
(_13_) an unlucky a--
(_$_) Money coming out of his a--
(_?_) Dumb A--
