PING!!!

an artform developed and mastered by the founder

pinging is an artform that i have worked hard to understand...i recently had the realization, a ping of its own making, that i excel at pinging, due in part to the nature of my work...i am the hair goddess...an artist of the highest caliber...i see as many as 20 people a day and have as many conversations...resulting in necessary pings. it is reasonable to conclude that the pinging would follow me and adopt a more fatuous outlet. if you believe you have had a revelation through a ping of your own, please e-mail it to me and i will decide if it is worthy of inclusion on the PING!!! page

PING!!! 13may98

did you ever think of speacializing within your chosen profession? i am a hair artist...licensed in 4 states...and in a chatroom last night someone was making a joke and asked what hair...well, it got me to thinking...and i have thought of this in the past, too...in the perfect world of DBCMs, i want to be the resident cunt coiffeuse...that's right...stylist to the masses...pussy trimmed pretty by babeegrrl...i think i will go have some business cards made......

PING!!! 1jun98

why does our personal evolution keep us from saying a healthy 'fuck that'...
when it is the only appropriate response and immaturity should reign free, like the boss that overcompensates for his diminutive size...a good 'fuck that' would cause him to see red...or...the jeep needs to be washed and cleaned out as it is an embarassment...'fuck that' becomes the procrastinators catch all phrase...and when all you want is to 'be'...make 'fuck that' your anthem and simply 'be'...

PING!!! 9jul98

so you are typing away on your little webtv, or mac, or pc, or whatthefuckever, and you are ready to hit the send button...courteous individual that you are, you proof read the message and discover a mass of errors...as you are editing, the ping arrives...if you double typed a letter, does it matter which one you delete? and, conversely...if you neglected a double letter where necessary, does it matter if you insert it before or after the one you did type....hmmmmmmmm...

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