............ and now a few very interesting places just a short walk from the Paradise Complex but everyone is really worth a visit !!
When you leave the Paradise Complex turn right and walk along Rat-u-thit Road until you reach the traffic lights,
continue for a couple of hundred meters (five minutes walk) and on your
left side you will see a large illuminated flashing board advertising Uncle
Charlie's Boys, turn left here and then right after about 50 meters.
You have now arrived at Uncle Charlie's (very beautiful!) Boys and yet more "Hot Boy's" and good food in the Bicycle Restaurant.
Uncle Charlie's Boys
77/64 Aroonsom Plaza, Rat-u-thit Rd Phone: (076) 34 - 2865
Don't miss
visiting these boys !! ......... You
can't miss the building (someone had a lot of red and blue paint !) but
once inside the air-conditioned club, a
real sexual air greets you with
upwards of fourty very beautiful skimpily dressed
boys.
They seem
to be everywhere, on the stage, sitting in the club, in the entrance!
The plush seating is very relaxing
but last year I wrote "watch out for the "square" glass tables or you could
loose a leg !" ..... This year things have changed with new better designed
tables, so "who knows"? possibly they read my guide?
The shows
that I saw where very professional but
possibly the volume of the music could be a bit lower during the Go-Go
shows to enable the customers to be able to chat with their guests or their
new found friends? 
During my 1998 visit I wrote about this club with it's fantastic shows and I doubted that they would have been able to improve on it. Nothing could have been further from the truth!! They have fully re-styled the show and even have the most beautiful "Choreographer" who together with the very charming owner (who I met after seeing him "on stage") and amazingly beautiful boys have managed to put on a "Broadway" style presentation!!
There was a very sensual Shower Show, which (unfortunately) had a clear glass screen between me and the boys or I could have (hopefully!, hint, hint!!) been as sticky as the boys were at the climax!! ......
During 1998 the most amazing "Hot Wax" Candle Show had one boy doing the most amazing things with about 20 burning candles but even that was bigger and better this year with six boys and an awful lot more candles!!
Another "very
interesting"! (and very sticky!!) ....... and very big !! (and
I mean BIG!!) Dick show starts
when the curtains open and a very cleverly painted screen
of (I think?) four guys appears with "holes" in it in "the appropriate"
place!! ..... and then ......
Forget everything
you have ever heard that Asian Boys have small dicks!!!! ........
because even my mouth wasn't big enough!!! .....
At this point the host invited the
guests up onto the stage to take
a closer look, but, nobody
moved!! .............. except (of course!!) .....
Me !! (who they announced as
Mister Neil on subsequent nights !!).
The (possibly 90 minute!) show
continued with beautiful
"Lady Boys" in costumes that most Broadway
Shows would have been proud of!!, comedy
sketches, and dancing at such a high tempo and with such vigor that even
I was sweating (in an air-conditioned club!!).
The climax was a LIVE FUCK SHOW where the boys appear on stage absolutely covered in soap suds and wearing the most minute little posing pouches! ....... Slowly (as the soapsuds subside!) ..... so do the posing pouches and you wonder how did they manage to get "That!" BIG THING into such a minute slip???? ......
One good advise is
to ask the very hospitable (and amazingly cute!!!)
captains to change some large
bills for a pack of Bht. 100's which are then always
handy for wrapping around (Very!!)BIG
things that might be pointing towards you!!,
or to slip into clean white briefs of the dancers!!
....
............. and remember these boys are not being
paid but are relying on your generosity!
I wrote it last year and I will
and I write it again this year "I will certainly be heading back to this
club next year for some more very
enjoyable evenings ..........
A very impressive
club, professional shows and immaculately turned out boys!" ..... a
club that couldn't get better ... but did!!!!
The club amazingly charges no entrance fee and all "standard" drinks were only Bht. 100.
*You must
have noticed by now that I have written the most about this club but the
only way to feel the
"Sexual
Air" of this amazing presentation
as I did is to visit them yourselves. If I was a professional Guide (which
I am not!) then this
club would receive ***** stars!!
...... and if you remember, then please
say hello from Neil from Amsterdam and tell them that I will see them all
again very soon!
* * * * *
Bicycle
Bar and Restaurant
6/12 Rath-U-Thit Road, Aroonsom Arcade, Patong Beach, Phuket. Phone/Fax: (076) 342 927
email: bicycle@siam.de
Only
a few doors away from Uncle Charlie's Boys this Coffeebar, Restaurant was
a place I often headed for on my way back from the beach in the afternoon,
it opened at 4pm during the low season and stayed open until the early
hours but I think that they open earlier during the high season.
I
spent many a pleasant evening sitting eating in the beautiful candlelit
garden terrace at the
back of the restaurant. 
The
food is excellent,
and with quite a good selection of Thai and German (European) dishes. Ok!!
.... the food was really good but wait till you see the other dishes !!
the waiters and bar staff!!!! ..... who are mostly (of course!)
also "on the menu"!!! ..... (Say hello to them all from Neil!)
.... and say hello to their dog who I even managed to get to pose for me
on the beach whilst it was out hunting (for more cute boys!!). .... and
if your not really hungry you can always just drop
in for a drink before heading off to Uncle Charlie's next door.
