My Date with Leo.

I met Leo at Blackstone's, a neighborhood bar in Portland, Maine. He was standing in the corner sippin' on a Saint Paulie Girl. He took one look at me and I could tell that he liked what he saw because he was spotin' an  instant trouser tent ! He walked over to me and asked if I knew what was eating Gilbert Grape. I told him that I was more interested in what would be eating me.

Leo asked me if I would like to go back to my place for a little conversation. I said that we could go back to my place alright but it wouldn't be little and there would.t be any conversation. When we got there i proceeded to disrobe.

"It's Titanic !!!" Leo squeled with delight.

I replied. "yes it is. and like a thousand that went down on it before; your turn is next."