My Date With David Duchovney

There I was all alone in the park. It was a beautiful summer day. I was feeding the pigeons. A pretty young thing came up to me and asked me if I came there often. It was David Duchovney.

"I come often." I said slyly, "But, never here."

"Where do you come often?" He blushed slightly.

"Usually between a pair of nice buns." I replied. "know where I might find some?

"There's some nice ones in back of my dick." he retorted

We went back to my place. David proceeded to strip. He went to the refrigerator and pulled out an ice cube tray. He shoved ice cubes up his ass one at a time.

"what's going on?" I asked.

"Well, it's such a hot day. I thought you might want to slip into something cool!"