Once upon a time, in a kingdom far far away, lived a young stud named Goldenloins. He was named for the beautiful crop of yellow pubic hair above his delicious pink dick. Goldenloins loved to stick his dick into things. He screwed knothole in trees, toilet paper tubes, drainpipes, and an occasional sheep; but never did he stick his dick into a real live human. He wanted to but his Fundamentalist Christian mother told him that, if he did, he would surly die.
One day while walking in the woods: Goldenloins discovered that he was lost. Goldenloins walked for hours before coming upon a clearing. In the clearing was a brick house. It had a roof  of  leather and an iron barred door had handcuffs for hinges. He noticed that  the iron door was not locked; s o Goldenloins went inside. The house had a strange odor of sweat and urine. For some reason, the smells made Goldenloins horny. After fucking a vase in the hall,Goldenloins headed for the kitchen. On the kitchen table; Goldenloins found three bowls filled with a milky white substance. Goldenloins tasted from the largest bowl. It was too salty ! He tasted from the medium size bowl. It was too thin! Goldenloins tasted from the small bowl. It was warm and thick and tasted great! Goldenloins drank it all. After Fucking a roll of paper towels, Goldenloins headed for the living room where he spied three chairs. He tried the larger chair which had leather straps on the arms. "This would be too confining.", he thought. He tried the medium size chair that had an enema bag attached to it. "this would be too filling" he said. The smaller chair had electrical current running through it. "This is just right!"He shouted. He  immediately ejaculated.  Spent, Goldenloins went upstairs where he discovered three beds.  Goldenloins tried the king size bed. It vibrated. "this will make me nauseous', He thought. He tried the queen size bed. it had Rubber sheets. "This feels too weird." he said.
Next He tried the regular size bed. It was filled with magazines that had the pages stuck together. He separated some of the pages and jerked off. Then Goldenloins fell fast asleep.

Now , the House was owned by three bares. When they came home from cruising,  they noticed that someone had been in the house. 
"Someone's been tasting my sperm " " bellowed the Bigdaddybare.
"Someone's been tasting my Jism "" said the Yomama Bear.
" Someone's been tasting my cum " and they've drunk it all up ! " cried the
Cubbybare.
They went into the living room.
"Someone's been sitting in my bondage chair !" said the Bigdaddybare.
"someone's been sitting in my scat chair ! " said the Yomamabare.
"Someone's been sitting in my electric chair and they've used up all the juice !" cried the Cubbybare.
The Three Bares went upstairs.
"Someone's been sleeping in my bondage bed !" bellowed the Bigdaddybare.
"Someone's been sleeping in my scat bed !"  said the Yomamabare.
"Someone's been sleeping in my Porno bed and the slut is still here ! " said
Cubbybare.
Just then, Goldenloins awoke.
"You're not going to eat me, are you ?", he Cried
"" You bet tour sweet fuckin'" ass  I am ! " said the Cubbybare, then you're gonna stick that beautiful blonde dick up my ass !"
\"I will surely die !" thought Goldenloins, remembering his Fundamentalist Christian mother.
Goldenloins did not die. As a Matter Of Fact: He lived Gaily ever after !

Coming Soon!!!!