A Date With Hasselhoff

                  I met David at a cocktail party. There were girls

        ogling him everywhere. I walked over and began a conversation.

        "Looks like you could have any girl you want tonight" I said.

        "Yes I could." He replied.  "But they could't play bury the Python in the sweaty Butt          cave like you could."

        "I'd love to;" I said, "But I'm tied up."

        " I wish I were tied up." He said.

        "I'll change my plans on one condition." I replied.

        "Anything," He Pleaded.

        "I want to spank you raw before I screw you." I stated.

        "You get a hair brush. I'll bring the car around front"