QUEER RETIREMENT

Queer Quote....... My dear late friend Jon Dalton once said, "Retiring Queens are wise to shun the limelight." Does anyone know what the hell that means? I'm still a bit away from retirement. I'll tell you this, though, When I do retire, it will be with a bang and not a whimper!

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The big question isn't when to retire, It's where! I'm headin'
South. I've had my testicles frozen in Maine for a good
many years and it will soon be time to thaw them out.

I've been studying various geographical areas and will share them with you.

I might walk along the shores of Tampa Bay and ogle every twenty-five year old man I see. My goal is to become The Chester Molester of the Geritol set. That is if I don't go to the Southwest. Tuscon Strikes my fancy as well as Old Santa Fe.

An old queen friend once went to the doctor complaining of a tickling sensation in his penis. The doctor asked him when he last masturbated. The old man replied that it had been six months earlier. The doctor told him to go home and lay down. He was finally climaxing.

Sex with a young lad? that "Depends"!

Queer Quote .... Some friends were at a picnic. When asked to play volleyball; one replied "Are you kidding? At my age, I jump up to hit the ball and the impact of the landing forces the urine out of my bladder and into my underwear!". File this under sad but true!

That's gonna be me. I'm gonna have Greg Louganis Dreams and a Spank the Monkey reality. Oh,Well!

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