Welcome to the wonderful world of Ophelia Brand Cosmetics®! Darling, here you'll find everything you need to enhance your inner beauty with my palette of colorful selections. You'll blossom like a spring flower once you've tried my cosmetics, and what's more, you'll be a better person.
To order, email me for current price list, availability ( statewide restrictions apply), and free cosmetic consultation.
They say the eyes are the windows to your soul, and my brand of hearty eyeshadow makes the perfect curtain for your soul window dressing needs. All my eyeshadow is 100% guaranteed to be colorfast, even in the harshest sunlight conditions. I'm certain you'll find a shade that matches your soul to a tee!
Big
Sky Blue©.........
My personal favorite,
a lovely blend of azure, turquoise, vividonium oxide, and blue
toilet rinse (fresh, never used). Simply stunning, and perfect
for day wear, plus it has a fresh scent and leaves your eyelids
sparkling clean.
Green, Green Grass a' Home©.......... Who
isn't drawn to this serene shade of green? You'll want several
pots of this versatile color. Made from a blend of emeraldanium,
viridian, sap green and grass clippings.
Purple Peepers©.......... This somber tone of violet is perfect
for staying fashion focused while attending funerals, state dinners
or the like. Made from a careful blend of lavender, Golly Goober
Brand Grape Jam, and Tincture of Lilacinistus.
We gals use lipstick for a variety of reasons, creating a more kissable mouth; to appear more intelligent; covering up a cold sore. Whatever the reason, my lipsticks stand to the test. Won't you try one today?
Hot cha cha Hot Pink©.......... When dramatic lips are
the order of the day, this lip color is sure to please. Perfect
for thin-lipped gals who want their lips to appear fuller, and
their mouth wider and more bulbous.
Thunderbird
Burgundy©........ Inspired by my wine of choice, this lipstick is
guaranteed to stay put long after you've passed out from too much
vino.
Orangie
Baby©.......... You'll be a special lady indeed in this sun kissed
cosmetic! Vitamin C enriched, this lipstick makes a good dietary
supplement as well.
Bitch Slap
Red©.......... The most versatile color for any occasion, be it
man-cheatin' or bar hoppin'.
WARNING: Prolonged use of Ophelia Brand Cosmetics® may result in loss of appetite, loss of vision, severe stomach cramps, inflamed sexual drive and a tingling sensation on applied areas.Ophelia Brand Cosmetics®, it's subsidiaries, manufacturers, packagers, distributors, or Ophelia Uppe-Bouvier claim no responsibility for any mishap, medical condition or act of God which may occur as a direct result of using any of the cosmetic items displayed on this web page.
