Level of Evolution Survey
Written by Julie Golick
Ok, here's the deal. This Survey is not in form version. You might have to use a piece of paper to get your score. There are two sections to this quiz, and one personal information section. How you rate is given at the end. You only have to do one section for an answer to your rating on the evolutionary scale. (p.s. this is slightly more funny if you've read The Hitchiker's Guide to the Universe, by Douglas Adams... a hysterical book, by the way...)
1) Do you think that digital watches are a pretty neat idea?
2) Do you restate obvious things (eg: you are very tall, it's a nice day, this is a stupid test)?
3) Does there have to be a reason for everything?
4) Is humanity the highest form of life?
5) Do you think that being cool is good?
6) Are you on Earth by choice?
7) Do you listen to rumours about other people?
7 1/2) Do you believe rumours about other people?
7 2/3) Do you make up rumours about other people?
8) Do you have trouble operating computers and/or are you computer phobic?
9) Do you think that the Earth is full of opportunities and exciting things?
10) Do you exist in only three dimensions?
1) Earth is:
a. A great place to be!
b. Nice to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there.
c. A repulsive planet in the backwaters of the galaxy.
d. Something I've never heard of.
2) The best thing about humans is:
a. They have made great technological advancements and are a civilised species.
b. That they know how to party!
c. They are confined to their own solar system.
d. I've never heard of them.
3) My greatest wish for mankind is:
a. An end to warfare, poverty, etc.
b. Lower prices.
c. Extinction.
d. That I would know what they are.
4) The most intelligent species in the universe is:
a. Humans
b. Dolphins
c. Mice
d. Golgafrinshims.
5) My education on other life forms included:
a. There are none.
b. How to sucker anyone, and how to get a lift on spaceships.
c. Everything anyone could ever wish to know.
d. Nothing.
6) Albert Einstein was:
a. A brilliant human who invented the theory of relativity.
b. A great guy who always gave away free drinks.
c. A cleverly disguised hologram.
d. A person? Someone from this "Earth" place?
7) There are ___ extraterrestrials on Earth.
a. No
b. Some really cool
c. Only really pathetic
d. What's Earth?
8) Dinosaur fossils are:
a. Dinosaur remains.
b. Great to pick your teeth with.
c. A joke on the geologists they haven't discovered yet. <
BR>d. Something I've never heard of.
9) Ghosts are:
a. Not real.
b. Great for free cash. I mean, what can they do with it?
c. A source of wisdom and encouragement.
d. White.
10) Alien abductions are:
a. Not real.
b. Fun when you're in a pinch. (As long as you are the one abducting.)
c. A stupid theory. No one would visit Earth, much less abduct!
d. My specialty.
11) Mankind's greatest invention is:
a. Space flight.
b. Alcohol.
c. Seran wrap.
d. Earth.
12) Ignorance is:
a. Bliss.
b. OK if you don't want to be corrupted.
c. Overrated.
d. What's ignorance?
Yes and No questions:
In the yes or no questions, award yourself one point for each yes, two for each no, and nothing if you answered the other item.
If you got:
0-5 amoeba
6-10 normal human
11-15 silly human
16-20 trans-dimensional, pan-galactic being
In the multiple choice questions, give yourself one point for each a, two for each b, three for each c, and nothing for each d.
If you got:
0-5 amoeba
6-13 dirt
14-25 normal human
26-27 silly human
28-36 trans-dimensional, pan-galactic being
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