Weirdness Quiz
Now, add up your scores... How did you do?
- 0 : Mmm. You're normal. You're so straight, you even think in lines. In fact, anyone this normal would have never bothered reading this post, so if you're reading this, you're either curious, stupid, or very, very silly. This level of person is dullsville.
- 1-20 : Well, you've heard the call of the strange out there, roaming the plains of life. You haven't answered, but at least you didn't assume it was indigestion. This level of score indicates a person who is probably more normal to be fair, than someone who got 0. If you only got 1 or 2, be *very* careful - its all downhill from here!
- 21-40 : You're fairly odd. Your normal friends describe you as wierd, and you take it as a compliment. You probably wear black, so as to make a point and slightly worry the people who still remember World War I. You are likely to be interested in strange things, but you never seem to manage to get to grips with them.
- 41-60 : Definately a bit on the wild side. You are probably a student of paranormal matters. People who get to know you are often surprised that you aren't as striaght as they first thought. Your last girl/boyfriend was scared for 3 weeks after splitting with you, just_in_case. You intimidate petty authority figures, such as interviewers, bus conductors and moral rights campaigners.
- 61-80 : You are undoubtedly odd. You worry your family, and you no longer have any normal friends. When you go on holiday, you chose places like Transylvania, the Sonora desert, McMurdo Sound and the Amazonian rain-forest. You mutter and mumble to yourself in times of stress, and you try not to open your wardrobe too often, in case something comes through...
- 81-95 : You, my friend, are either several bats short of a belfry, or a dedicated, trained occultist. If there is a difference. Plants wither in your presence, children run away yelping, dogs run away yelping, even chicken run away yelping, for god's sake. You live in a different world to the rest of tha planet, and you like it there. Definately, unashamedly wierd.
- 96-99 : You are so bizarre that I'm surprised you managed to read this quiz, let alone complete it. Talking to you is rather like trying to carry a basket of live turkies up the side of the Empire States Building in a gale - very hard, extremely dangerous, full of 'gobble-gobble-gobble' noises, and covered in feathers. The last time you stopped long enough to observe the rest of humanity, someone slapped a parking fine on you. You wouldn't know a tax return unless it came up to you and introduced itself to you by clan. Most of them do.
- 100 : You are being silly. This post has ended. Give it up. Go get a life, for god's sake!
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