A genie has just popped out of a bottle. He demands that you marry one member of Culture Club. You can decide who the lucky guy will be. In order to help you determine which man to marry, make up a list of pros and cons about each one’s suitability as a husband. Send your list to Stormkeeper.
In the meantime, see what other people have written.
Mikey
Pros:
He’s quiet.
So he ran around a lot in the 80s, an experienced guy is a good thing!
A real man!
Seems like a really nice guy.
Cons
He’s quiet.
Your racist relatives would have a fit.
Has lots of kids----do you really want 5 step children?
Roy
Pros
Only has 1 kid.
Probably would keep me laughing.
Seems steady and reliable.
Could teach the kids piano.
Cons
Has last wife wore gobs of make up and had big hair---do you really want to look like an extra in a Motley Crue video?
He probably looks terrible in the morning.
I would feel bad making him change his hair.
Jon
Pros
He was so stung by George's book, that he'll take every chance to
prove to you that he's faithful and he loves you.
He put up with George for six years; he’ll put up with anything.
He says he changes his kid’s diapers.
Admit it: he was really sexy in the 80’s.
Cons
Would always wonder if he’s cheating on you.
That drum playing must make a ton of noise.
He might want to do things in bed that you’d rather not.
George
Pros
He’s prettier than you.
He’s witty.
He’s a vegetarian.
He has a social conscience.
He could probably get you into concerts free. (But wait, couldn't all the guys??)
Would provide great make up tips.
You didn’t want kids anyway.
You just know he'd be lots of fun on vacations.
Would be like a 24/7 pajama party.
Cons
He’s prettier than you.
Even he admits it: he’s a bitch.
Probably couldn’t function with a woman if his life depended on it.
It would be kinda like being married to your little sister.
You know he’d drive you crazy after two days.
Pro for all of them: he's really rich, he’s probably better than anything you’ll ever get on your own.
Note:This is all meant in good fun and not meant to attack anyone. Culture Club is my favourite band. Really.
