*ALL* Men think with Mr Happy.

How to seduce "Straight" men,

or why they call it "Homophobia",

or how to spot closeted homosexuals amongst your friends

 

Assume that you are traveling, and you have discovered that you will be in "Straightslvania" for a while. You want to get laid. What do you do?

You are entering another dimension. A dimension as dangerous as "the edge" gets.

Knowing the difference between "straight" men and what a good friend of mine calls "S.I.M.s" or Straight Identified Males is critical. A *real* "straight" man simply cant be bothered. "I got my girlfriend, enjoy your life." A SIM however will proceed to get really irritated and worry about you looking at his butt. A sure sign that you have a seducible SIM around.

To understand the mind of a SIM, you must understand what the term "projection" means. People only see in other people what exists in themselves. Given, it might not be at the same LEVEL, but it exists in part. This means that when a person is venting frustration at me, they are no venting frustration at me exactly, but at something they see in me. By the same token however I must point out that the things you see in others that you really like, ALSO exist in you.

These are the simple steps you can use to Seduce SIMs.

  1. Go into the room
  2. Act Faggy.
  3. See who objects.
  4. Wait a bit.
  5. Buy him a drink.
  6. Leave him alone for a bit.
  7. Buy him another drink or two.
  8. Count the times he says "I'm drunk"
  9. Offer to get him stoned... but the pot is back at your place.
  10. Don't touch them or come on to them... it makes them wonder.
  11. Smoke him out.
  12. Roll another.
  13. Count the times he says "I'm stoned!"
  14. At this point he might pretend to "Pass Out" ... explore at own risk.
  15. Flip TV to porno channel accidentally. (or drop a porno tape in... whatever)
  16. Wait.
  17. Count the times he says "I'm horny" ... ignore.
  18. More beer... more Smoke.

Respond when THEY make the first move. To do so in any other order, you run the risk of body injury. Danger Will Robinson!

The next morning listen to their responses. "I was soo drunk last night" means "Was fun, don't call again". "We don't have to tell anyone about this" means "Be quiet about it, so we can do it again"

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