Ya sign on da dotted line.
what do you call yourself?
if you don't call yourself anything,
what do other people call you?
Show me yer site/blog/myspace/facebook.
Show it to me.
where do you like to waste your time online?
(yes, besides here)
what sort of deviant alternative lifestyle do you follow?
anarchist nutball
(like, mean people suck, man... uh... you got any weed?)
bleeding heart progressive
(never matured intellectually past age 19 but might be a better person for it)
cynical progressive
(progressive Dem -- has a soul and knows how to use it)
mainline party machine Dem
(compulsive compromiser with delusions of bipartisan reconciliation)
blue dog Dem
(conservative Dem -- i.e., Rethug who's given up hard drugs)
swing both ways
(donkeys and elephants, that's just kinky)
South Park Rethug
(irresponsible douche, but not braindead yet)
mainstream machine GOP
(brain dead, soul on life support but it's not looking good)
conservative GOP
(flaming wingnut with delusions of grandeur)
values-voter conservative
(wearing a white hood and striking a match)
sit down on my couch and
tell me about the evolution
of your political identity
you willing to admit your age?
fetus
snotnosed kid
acne-scarred teen
clueless 20something
desperate 30something
cynical 40something
50something drunk on power
60something livin' la vida loca
70something - get the hell off my lawn ya damn kids!
older than God
which planet is this again?
what year is it?
ageism!
the nobel prize committee all died and left the job to you.
who do you give the big head-pat to? (living/dead/fictional)
why?
how'd you get here?
via some ancient-ass webring (no way! which one?)
via link (yeah? where from?)
search engine (no shit! what kind of kinky smut were you looking for?)
"Idiot! You told me about this site yourself."
none of the above (how, then?)
what kind of books do ya read?
favorite author(s)?
favorite musical groups/artists?
what do you think of this site?
kicks ass. you need to start a blog or something.
it's all right.
meh.
could use a little work.
god, your site blows.
you're kinda scary.
shoot me now.
i shall require years of therapy to recover.
wait... which planet did you say this was?
where do I sign up for the damn J. Crew catalog?
i am El Nino. fear me, puny mortals.
freeform, what's on your mind?