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born: Yes, according to my parents; fortunately, I'm blissfully unaware of this rather dramatic event, so I will take their word for it.

age: Old enough to know better, and young enough to keep looking to find out more. Apart from that, none of your damn business, either :P

hair: Are you kidding? Of course. (Usually of a kind of near blackish brownish dark shade.)

eyes: Two. I deliberately do not say "one pair", since they occasionally prefer to watch a different subject each. And no, that's not cross-eyed, merely divergent. Brown, too. Or hazel, if you like. Like Bambi, only a lot smaller and more sleepy looking.

other body parts: The usual kind and number, in appropriate sizes and colours.

height: 3 inches taller than my mom, 4 inches shorter than my dad.

weight: Fluctuating, but if you really want to be jealous: I can eat all I want without gaining one ounce, and lose two pounds in a day if I have to. Trust me, that's not a metabolism you'd want.

measurements: Are you kidding???

education: You don't really want to know, let's skip that boring subject.

fave food: Anything edible.

fave drink: Coffee. (Jesus god! A straight answer!)

marital status: Officially single, but that's only 'coz same-sex marriages aren't allowed in Belgium. YET! My long time love Dany and I got "married" on July 12, 2000, and we wear the rings to show it. Friends and family tell us we are meant for each other, and I tend to agree, wholeheartedly. I can't imagine my life without Dany anymore, and I often wonder how I managed this long without her.

children: Two, Roula and Thina. Twins, actually. And incestuous lezzies, too, for that matter. (Yes, that means they actually jumped each other from time to time.)

sexual preferences: Yes, definitely.

life so far:
Received an attention divider, a.k.a. sister, at age two and a half. Got a couple of teeth knocked out in overenthusiastic games or hugs by same sister about two years later. Broke my left arm at age six, or rather, my sis broke it for me (fell off a one foot high terrace after a push in a game).
Had a number of birthdays, but stopped doing that in '94. I liked the age I had then, and decided to keep it.
Got a niece/godchild in '96, and a second niece in '98. Love them both dearly!
Had my first -and hopefully only- full-blown depression in '97. I can recommend that to anyone who doesn't have a life.
Discovered computers in '83. Discovered the internet in '96. Been lost and addicted ever since.

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