JNI - 04/27/00 21:01:36

Comments: This has to be the best site in the entire universe! It is great that we can laugh over this "serious" situation in our beloved church.

Lois Ann Wolff - 04/01/00 03:14:41 My Email:loisann@capital.net

Comments: So ... are you guys too busy agitating (or better yet, cuddling!) to add to this page??? Something this good ought to keep going ... shalom -- Lois

- 02/20/00 02:37:50

Comments: whither, the Presbyterian Gayman? Keep it up. Signed, Faithless Reader

Walter Acevedo - 10/08/99 20:02:20 My URL:http://www.bigfoot.com/~hechicero My Email:wacevedo@tld.net Favorite Gayman Story: Light bulbs Favorite Hymn: Old Rouged Cross Favorite section of the Book of Order: Great ends of church Favorite Bible verse: Every body will know you are my disciples, because you love each other. Other info: From Puerto Rico

Comments: I love this site!

Lois Ann Wolff - 10/04/99 02:09:49 My Email:lois.ann.wolff@pcusa.org Favorite Gayman Story: I llike them all ... Favorite Hymn: I have lots of favorites Favorite section of the Book of Order: The Historic Principles and the Great Ends Favorite Bible verse: Gal. 3:28

Comments: I don't know why it took me so long to get to this place ... but I LOVE it! Godde gave us the ability to laugh at ourselves, and for that I am truly grateful. Otherwise, we might drown in our own tears. Keep it up! I expecially love the hymn parodies. LAW

- 07/20/99 01:38:40

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- 06/15/99 01:54:14 Favorite Gayman Story: Marxism's Last Vestiges Favorite Hymn: Our God is a Vengeful God GASP badge number: 69

Comments: I love this when it's funny, but not when it's crass. Keep it funny.

- 06/10/99 19:29:31

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Velvet - 05/01/99 08:09:13 My Email:can'tsay@toomuchspam.org Favorite Gayman Story: Marxism's vestiges Favorite Hymn: "Smashes his enemies with his Ford!" In real life it's a toss-up between the Doxology and "Dark Night of the Soul," St. John of the Cross/Loreena McKennitt Favorite section of the Book of Order: We've got a Book of Order? Favorite Bible verse: "To everything there is a season and a time for every purpose under Heaven."

Comments: I laughed. I cried. It was better than "Cats." Never have I been so proud of being a third-generation Presbyterian. Keep it up, y'all.

Ralph Carter - 04/28/99 20:27:49 My Email:rcarter@rpa.net Favorite Gayman Story: Uppity Coeds Don'et Deserve Diddly Favorite Hymn: Onward Christian Moralists GASP badge number: 96 Favorite section of the Book of Order: The church is called to risk losing its life Favorite Bible verse: I Samuel 18:1, the soul of Jonathan was knit to the soul of David, and Jonathan loved him as his own soul.

Comments: Thanks for all the great humor! as well as links to other good sites!

Matthew - 04/18/99 12:22:35 My Email:Revtazmatt@aol.com Favorite Gayman Story: Church allowed to ordain Jesus Favorite section of the Book of Order: "God alone is Lord of the Conscience" Favorite Bible verse: "Feed my sheep"

Comments: Proof that laughter can lead to wisdom. This is wonderful keep up the good work. Can't wait to share this with others.

Bob - 04/14/99 03:11:47 My Email:bob@ecunet.org Favorite Gayman Story: none Favorite Hymn: A Mighty Fortress is our God GASP badge number: N/A Favorite section of the Book of Order: Fidelity and Chastity Favorite Bible verse: Hebrews 12:1

Comments: This is not a humorous site, only sad. Please check the Oxford English Dictionary for a definition of satire and humor. This is not it.

scott vandermyde - 04/12/99 02:19:01 My Email:scottblott@prodigy.net Favorite Gayman Story: all Favorite Hymn: Onward, Christian Soldiers (because it's politically incorrect but a blast to play and sing) GASP badge number: what's GASP Favorite Bible verse: "For I am convinced that neither ... shall separate us from the love of Jesus Christ" Other info: e-mail me! (chicago)

Comments: Such fun! I am convinced that we are able to enjoy life only when we are able to laugh (at ourselves and WITH others). God bless you all.

- 04/08/99 15:26:34

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Don Martin - 04/03/99 21:19:11 My Email:dmartin@tez.net Favorite Hymn: God is working God's purpose out

Comments: The satiric view of the PC(USA) is refreshing and needed. Keep up the good work.

Fred Anderson - 04/03/99 20:08:00 My Email:anderson@rapidnet.com Favorite Gayman Story: Uppity Coeds Favorite Hymn: Morning Has Broken

Comments: Very amusing! Keep up the good work.

Pat Raube-Wilson - 03/29/99 05:08:09 My Email:sraubewi@stny.lrun.com Favorite Gayman Story: "Lesbian-Obsessed PCUSA Magazine..." Favorite Hymn: My Shepherd Will Supply My Need Favorite section of the Book of Order: ?? Favorite Bible verse: Luke 24:32

Comments: I love it! Great magazine; I look forward to your future efforts. Pat R-W

Matthew - 03/09/99 14:41:42 My Email:Revtazmat@aol.com

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David Leeb - 02/26/99 23:27:37 My Email:leeb@okpcm.com Favorite Gayman Story: Marxism

Comments: Great site. When will they begin to bookmark you?

Lawrence Reh - 02/03/99 10:33:47 My Email:reh1st@earthlink.net Favorite Gayman Story: Transgender sea anemone Favorite Hymn: "We Are Your People" Favorite section of the Book of Order: G-3.0400 "The Church is called to undertake this mission even at the risk of losing its life..." Favorite Bible verse: 1 Cor. 7:17-24 "Let each of you lead the life to which God has called you..." Other info: Pastoral Counselor for First Light Ministries -- "First Light Is First Aid for Soul-Bashing"

Comments: It's been a long time since I was provoked to healing laughter over the desperate conviction so many folks feel that (1) God and the peace, unity and purity of her church need protection; and (2) they are the only ones capable of providing that protection and judging who is a friend and who a threat to peace, unity and purity. God has the last word, people, and it isn't approval for the powers-that-be or the status quo!

Ken Collinson - 02/01/99 19:18:28 My Email:kenny@unidial.com Favorite Gayman Story: Transgendered Sea Anemone

Comments: wow, this is great! I loved the clergy denouncing the immoral unnatural transgendered Sea Anemone. Ken Collinson Grosse Pointe Memorial Church Grosse Pointe Farms Michigan

Arthur Kaltenborn - 02/01/99 16:13:05 My Email:akaltenb@kent.edu Favorite Hymn: Here I Am

Comments: A much needed approach to our "situation" (condition?) Keep it up!!!

Nichole Dunville - 01/23/99 05:31:51

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Bob - 01/19/99 20:15:28 Favorite Gayman Story: None Favorite Hymn: Lord of the Dance GASP badge number: don't have one Favorite section of the Book of Order: Former amendment B Favorite Bible verse: Hebrews 12:1

Comments: This is a poor attempt at humor and satire. It's just not funny. It wouldn't work on even the worst years of Saturday Night Live. Take it back to the drawing table. Letterman's Oscar performance was better.

Dawn Ross - 01/15/99 15:34:15 My Email:gaross@fast.net Favorite Gayman Story: MNPCW Trials & Ex-Straight Ministry Favorite Hymn: Here I Am, Lord GASP badge number: Awaiting the results of the background check. Favorite section of the Book of Order: G-6.0300 It's great fiction! Everyone knows that Elders really only worry about where to buy the cheapest lightbulbs and what color carpeting should be installed. Favorite Bible verse: II Kings 9:20 "The lookout reported...The driving is like that of Jehu son of Nimshi - he drives [his chariot] like a madman." Other info: "I'm straight but not narrow" from a PFLAG button

Comments: I haven't laughed so hard since I don't remember when. Thanks for helping us keep perspective. Keep those articles coming - there certainly is enough source material out there.

Heidi & Greg Limongi - 12/25/98 04:06:31 My Email:HJLIMONGI@worldnet.att.net Favorite Gayman Story: TwoByTwo story Favorite Hymn: Eye on the Sparrow GASP badge number: n/a Favorite section of the Book of Order: front cover as it is more absorbant Favorite Bible verse: Live & Let Live-Beatles Bible

Comments: Thanks for the laugh - boy did we ever need it! How often do you publish this state of the art literary material? Happy holidays and thanks again.

Jonathan Justice - 12/11/98 11:54:53 My Email:jonthanj@carlnet.org

Comments: Blanks above indicate inability to decide at the moment. I much liked the stuff I read.

Patrick J. Willson - 11/02/98 20:10:41 My Email:willson@widomaker.com Favorite Hymn: For All the Saints

Comments: Many thanks for a wonderful website. Your address will be getting around more and more because we need so desperately to laugh. As if the Layman were not enough, that doctrinal declaration coming out of Dallas is enough to make one lose faith. Thanks f r keeping the faith and holding on to the humor. Patrick Willson, Williamsburg Presbyterian Church, Williamsburg, VA.

- 11/02/98 06:18:08

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Sarellen Hogan - 10/29/98 12:14:55 My Email:sarellen@ecllipse.net

Comments: I loved it! I'll be back to read more slowly. I'm on the run to work. Thanks folks. Sarellen

Louis Hay - 10/27/98 20:29:14 My Email:alfalfa@globaleyes.net Favorite Hymn: "Once to every (?) and nation comes the moment to decide..." GASP badge number: new and don't have one.. Favorite section of the Book of Order: I am committed to the Preliminary Principles Favorite Bible verse: WOW! John 3:17, the angry brother in the parable story, "neither male nor female" "not from a human point of view" "saved by grace through faith, not of your own doing " "remain in the condition in which you were called ..." and thousands more..

Comments: I haven't even checked out the index to the left! Just discovered you! But I know that I'm going to be checking this site out....

- 10/27/98 15:50:29

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