A young woman, in the course of her college life,
came to terms with her homosexuality and decided to
come out of the closet. Her plan was to tell her mother
first; so on her next home visit, she went to the kitchen,
where her mother was busying herself stirring stew with a
wooden spoon.Rather nervously, she explained to her that
she had realized she was gay.Without looking up from her stew,
her mother said, "You mean, lesbian?" "Well... yes."
Still without looking up: "Does that mean you lick women's pussies?"
Caught off guard, the young woman eventually managed to stammer
an embarrassed affirmative; whereupon her mother turned to her and,
brandishing the wooden spoon threateningly under her nose, snapped:
"Don't you *EVER* complain about my cooking again!"


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