Fight Night

The skates are laced,

the stick is taped,

the helmets are on,

and then you wait.

The coach talks loud,

says "Play real smart,

score some goals,

and tear 'em apart."

The adrenaline is pumping,

your hands go tight,

when you step on the ice,

you're ready to fight.

He's in your sight,

you charge full steam,

you rock the opponent,

for you and your team.

He falls to the ice,

gives you a couple of shoves,

you turn around slowly,

and you drop your gloves.

He drops his gloves,

He says "Let's dance",

but when up against you,

he has no chance.

You grab his helmet,

rip off his cage,

you're going to fight

in total rage.

You pull up his shirt,

over his head,

the ref and linesmen yell

"Shit this guy's dead!"

He goes down,

he's really hurt,

the crowd yells,

"Get off the ice SKIRT!"

As you both leave the ice,

the only remains,

are a puddle of blood,

and probably his brains.