By Wolf

Disclaimer: Due to massive credit card debt, the original 12 Days of Christmas were repossessed. All fowl have been given 30 days 'till collection, or 11 months until next Thanksgiving. To earn funds, the lords and ladies are busy cleaning 1,997 years of swan crap out of the swimming pool, while the drummers are industriously blowing out the piper's pipes. The maids are polishing up 80 sets of gold rings, so everyone on this list can use them in their Christmas challenge story if so desired.

The Pear Tree has been dug up and replaced with a parking lot.

I own not the characters of Hercules: The Legendary Journey's, and have received no money for the following. And if that producer doesn't get his ass outta Toronto I ain't gonna get no money for all the scribbling that's keeping me from presenting a proper story to you all.

On my first day in New Greeceland, what'd'ya suppose I see?

Ares and Iolaus fuck-ing

On my second day in New Greeceland, what'd'ya suppose I see?

Two turgid cocks
and
Ares and Iolaus fuck-ing

On my third day in New Greeceland, what'd'ya suppose I see?

Three drops of cum
Two turgid cocks
and
Ares and Iolaus fuck-ing

On my fourth day in New Greeceland, what'd'ya suppose I see?

Four nipple rings
Three drops of cum
Two turgid cocks
and
Ares and Iolaus fuck-ing

On my fifth day in New Greeceland, what'd'ya suppose I see?

Five jars of salve
Four nipple rings
Three drops of cum
Two turgid cocks
and
Ares and Iolaus fuck-ing

On my sixth day in New Greeceland, what'd'ya suppose I see?

Six gods hung like bulls
Five jars of salve
Four nipple rings
Three drops of cum
Two turgid cocks
and
Ares and Iolaus fuck-ing

On my seventh day in New Greeceland, what'd'ya suppose I see?

Rudy's blasted mistletoe <g>
Six gods hung like bulls
Five jars of salve
Four nipple rings
Three drops of cum
Two turgid cocks
and
Ares and Iolaus fuck-ing

On my eighth day in New Greeceland, what'd'ya suppose I see?

Eight oiled assholes
Rudy's blasted mistletoe <g>
Six gods hung like bulls
Five jars of salve
Four nipple rings
Three drops of cum
Two turgid cocks
and
Ares and Iolaus fuck-ing

On my ninth day in New Greeceland, what'd'ya suppose I see?

Nine slash pairs screaming HARDER!!!
Eight oiled assholes
Rudy's blasted mistletoe <g>
Six gods hung like bulls
Five jars of salve
Four nipple rings
Three drops of cum
Two turgid cocks
and
Ares and Iolaus fuck-ing

On my tenth day in New Greeceland, what'd'ya suppose I see?

Ten driving thrusts
Nine slash pairs screaming HARDER!!!
Eight oiled assholes
Rudy's blasted mistletoe <g>
Six gods hung like bulls
Five jars of salve
Four nipple rings
Three drops of cum
Two turgid cocks
and
Ares and Iolaus fuck-ing

On my eleventh day in New Greeceland, what'd'ya suppose I see?

Eleven blazing orgasms
Ten driving thrusts
Nine slash pairs screaming HARDER!!!
Eight oiled assholes
Rudy's blasted mistletoe <g>
Six gods hung like bulls
Five jars of salve
Four nipple rings
Three drops of cum
Two turgid cocks
and
Ares and Iolaus fuck-ing

On my twelfth day in New Greeceland, what'd'ya suppose I see?

Twelve new erections
Eleven blazing orgasms
Ten driving thrusts
Nine slash pairs screaming HARDER!!!
Eight oiled assholes
Rudy's blasted mistletoe <g>
Six gods hung like bulls
Five jars of salve
Four nipple rings
Three drops of cum
Two turgid cocks
and
FINALLY....
Ares and Iolaus com-ing!

Merry Christmas!!!! Love ya! Wolf.

THE END