Slashy Dialogue
"Hey, Herc, I've got an idea! Remember that prison in Thessaly?"
"You mean you really want to do that again?"
"Yeah, why not?"
Iolaus and Hercules (Heedless Hearts)
"How long have you two been ... together?"
Nebula to Iolaus about Hercules (Stranger in a Strange World)
(after a look down at Herc's body and an appreciative, suggestive noise)
"Nothing like a brotherly embrace!"
Ares to Hercules (When a Man Loves a Woman)
"Or don't you and Hercules do that either?"
Aphrodite to Iolaus (Love Takes a Holiday)
"Could you love a woman the way you love Iolaus?"
Hippolyta to Hercules (Hercules and the Amazon Women)
"He's fighting Ares. That's why I can see him."
"Over me?"
"No. Over me!"
Iolaus (Stranger in a Strange World)
"He's all yours brother"
Ares to Hercules, shoving 'Iolaus' towards him (Stranger in a Strange World)
"So, do you think I look better with a beard, or without a beard?"
Hercules to Iolaus (Stranger in a Strange World)
"You know you can't deny me!"
Ares to Hercules (Two Men and a Baby)
(Iolaus looks teasingly up at Hercules, tapping his wine goblet against his parted lips)
"Iolaus, don't."
"What?!"
"You know what."
Hercules and Iolaus (Hercules and the Maze of the Minotaur)
"Mommy what's Daddy doing to Uncle Iolaus?"
Aylaia (Maze of the Minotaur)
Iolaus: "Maybe I should just give up women altogether."
Hercules: I think that's a good idea."
(Warrior Princess)
"I'm looking for a friend of mine. He's tall, broad shoulders ... very handsome."
Iolaus (Prometheus)
(Iolaus, all tousled and sweaty, dancing around Hercules)
Iolaus: "Ah, there's nothing like a bit of exercise to get the old blood flowing!"
Hercules: "Speak for yourself."
Iolaus: "Oh, come on, Hercules, don't tell me you didn't enjoy it; I saw the look on your face!"
(The Wrong Path)
"I'm feeling kinda stiff, here."
Iolaus (The Wrong Path)
"Well, you know how I feel about him. He's the best."
Hercules telling Xena about Iolaus (The Warrior Princess)
Iolaus: "None of them could love you as much as I do."
Xena: "Do you mean it? Can you really put me in your life before Hercules?"
(The Warrior Princess)
"You'd better turn around and go back home, Hercules."
"I was hoping you'd go with me."
Iolaus and Hercules (The Warrior Princess)
Iolaus: "You could have caught her if you hadn't saved me."
Hercules: "You're more important than she is."
Iolaus: "Even though I acted like I could kill you?"
Hercules: "You didn't - that's the important thing."
Iolaus: "No, because in my heart, I didn't want you to die."
Hercules: "You're heart is all that counts."
(The Warrior Princess)
Iolaus: "You know, if you really want to lecture me about something, it should be the kind of woman I'm attracted to. After Xena, I think I think I'd be better off jumping in bed with a black widow."
Hercules: "Yeah, as long as you don't swell up when you get bitten."
Iolaus: "Listen, swelling up would be a relief."
Hercules: If you say so."
(The Warrior Princess)
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