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Welcome to the shevette show! |
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The show that dares to say, "If you don't like it then shevette!" |
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On today's show we are doing an interview with The Man from BOUND! Welcome, Mr Bound! Ah... You can call me Central Chief of Operations for BOUND. |
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Oh, ok... i can't help but notice - either you have a gun in your pocket or you're just glad to see me... That's classified. |
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So you are a spy? I train spys. |
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Really? For the CIA? FBI?
That's classified.
Ok. So can you tell us what kind of training you give,
We are tired of seeing our young men go out as spies
and being abducted and having our nations secrets forced
out of them. |
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Then you think women should get more involed in protecting our country. Yes. Women want to help our country too. |
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i think it's spendid that we get a chance to help! Then don't you think you should be in our training program? Well, i dunno. What would i learn? How to keep secrets and send secret messages? No, of course not. We don't teach those kinds of things Well what would you teach me? Important spy stuff.
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Like what? How to be tied up. Tied up? That's important! It is? i know how to do that! May i demonstrate with you? |
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Sure! Stand up, turn around and put your hands behind you... i've never realized how patriotic i've been all my life... |
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..besides, i love it when someone says that to me... |
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So you do this to all the women you are training? Yes, that's right. |
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So the idea is for me to get loose? Try to get loose! |
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Ugh! i don't think i can. You can stop tying me up now... Put your feet together... |
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Ok. So you train women and then they go out and if they ever get captured they know how to get away. No, you can't get loose - try! |
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Not able to get loose? Then why try? What kind of training is that?
It's fun for me and the other instructors to watch! Huh? How's that going to help a woman when she becomes a spy? |
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Oh no, we don't want them to become spies, we just like training them! We have survalence footage of all kinds of women getting tied up and trying to escape. Anyone can see all the great pictures we have by coming to the Agents of Bound site at http://www.titelee-bound.net/ and there's even a form the women can fill out so they can get training too! The women seem to like getting tied up as much as we like to tie them up and watch - it's a lot of fun! I'm really a fun guy - and this is a fun job! |
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Ah! That's how i like 'em - shaken, not stirred! |
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