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Why Being Female is Better by young girl on the net who i don't have the addy for

I can do my own laundry...

...and if I get a red sock mixed in with my whites then i can wear pink

I know about tank tops

I can cry my eyes out in public if I want to

The damsel - in - distress routine can get me practically ANYTHING

I'm not expected to open my own doors

I can check out other guys discreetly and my boyfriend will never guess

I can cook my own food

If I get bored with my hair color I can change it

I don't have ego problems asking for directions so I can get to where I'm going faster AND it makes me look smart when the guy has to ask me for help

I can be a Dallas Cowboys fan without embarassment

New purse and new shoes in every color, all new this season

Bad mood? It was PMS

Diamonds are a girl's best friend

If I get mad at a guy all my friends get mad at him too and if I go for revenge he won't even know what hit him!

I can hicup prettily

I'm not color blind

If i want to know more about my guy my friends will help

I can get a guy to pick up stuff for me or go and get something for me just by asking

I can handle the sight of blood better than a guy because i see more than the average guy and i can pretend to be grossed out by it and watch the male ego inflate

I can write legibly

...and i know how to spell

On a date, I'm not expected to pay

If I get cold all I have to do is ask a guy for HIS coat

If I drop something somone will pick it up for me

If I lose a suitcase while on vacation I still have two more

I don't need to open any jars

I don't get stuck with the same last name all of my life

I don't spontaneously hit my friends

"Ladies first."

I have nice frilly underwear

If I'm over 21 and single then I'm an old maid or gay

Enough make-up will cover any amount of aging

Ladies night = free drinks

I'm on a diet so I stay slim

I get $25 manicures

Girls just want to have fun

I can wear a bra

My freinds and I stick together

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Why Being Male is Better by unknown

My phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat

I don't have red socks to worry about. I don't have whites either

I know about tanks

I don't have to

I can get anything anyway

I open my own doors

I don't have to be discreet

I can kill my own food

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades

I never get lost, I just pretend I was trying out a shortcut

I can be a Dalas Cowboys cheerleaders fan without reservation

One wallet, one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons

Bad mood? Testosterone

Man's best friend is a dog

If I get mad then I get even

At least a few belches are expected and tolerated

My socks don't have to match exactly, besides they are all black

Even her friends strike up conversations with me

I can pick up anything she asks me to pick up, even things she doesn't want me to pick up

I can kill my own food

I don't have to

I have a spell checker

I decide where we will go

Cold doesn't bother me

It is easy to do

A five day vacation only requires one suitcase for me

I can open my own jars

I don't have to learn how to spell a new last name

Me and the guys like to clown around

"Its a man's world"

My underwear costs $10 for a three pack

If I get to be 34 and I'm single, no one notices

Grey hair and wrinkles only add charactor

Wedding dress $2000, rented tuxedo $75

I don't have to mooch desserts

I can do my nails with a pocket knife

If another guy shows up at a party in the same outfit as mine we might become life long freinds

I don't have strap problems in public

I can go to the bathroom without a suport group

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Why Being a SLAVE is Best by me

i can do my laundry in 30 seconds flat - what phone?

...and if i get a red sock mixed in with the whites then i can wear a pink bottom

i know about tops

i can cry whenever i want to cry

The damsel - in - distress routine DOES get me ANYTHING

i'm not allowed to open doors either

i can check out other guys discreetly and my Master will never have to worry about me straying

i can cook too

i don't have to worry about how to wear my hair, Master tells me how he wants it - and what color

i never get lost because i never lead

i can be a cheerleader

One leash, one pair of handcuffs, one collar, all reasons

Bad Mood? (PMS) Please my Master Soon (or else)

Slave loves Master

If i get mad i keep it to myself or he can get even

i can turn him on when i hicup

i can be blindfolded

If i want to know more about my Master then he will tell me

i can pick up anything he wants - quickly

i do not have to pretend to be grossed out at the sight of blood

i had better

i am a spell checker

i will go where he wants

Cold always bothers me, i want his warmth always

If i drop something i don't want him to even know

As long as the lost luggage isn't me then i guess its alright

i am never asked to do anything that i can't do

i am named as Master sees fit

i never hit my Master

"i hear and obey"

Sometimes i am allowed underwear

When i am 34 and alone i am just as alone as when i was 20 and alone

...on a guy

i have no money

i don't mooch

i do Master's nails

Slaves are fun

my straps never slip - even when i try to make them slip

i stick to my Master

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Why Being a MASTER is Best by Master Chris

I can do her in 30 seconds - on the phone

Absolutely

What I know IS tops, tanks - I mean, thanks

I try to be sure they are tears of joy

Yes, it does make me want to do any thing, any way

I always open doors for her - sometimes she's too tied up to do it for herself

she can do that, it only makes her glad to be mine

I can kill the cook - with tickles

Its not her hair, its mine - all of her is mine

I thought it was a good shortcut, senic anyway...

I can be a fan of anything that I want, especially her

Many ropes, many chains, many gags and blindfolds, any reason

Bad Mood? (PMS) Please your Master Soon (or else)

Master loves slave

If i get mad its my own fault

What can I say? She can

All her blindfolds match

If I want to know more about my slave she will tell me what ever I want to know

I can pick her up - just by asking

Neither of us need see blood, it is gross

She'd better be able to read what I write

I don't have to

I will gladly go where she thinks i want to go

She is what makes me warm

It is an easy thing to do, drop things

I need one suitcase just for her chains

Can you help me get the lid off of this jar?

She will have a short name if she is bad, that's why she is usually called "shevette"

I never hit my slave, my property

"You are a delight - I will keep you"

Sometimes not

If I was 34 and alone then I have waisted my time

Let us grow grey and wrinkled together

Money is no object

I am on a diet so I look good for her too, and I can eat her dessert when ever I want to

I can nail her

Slaves are fun

She can really wear a corsette well

Can you help me get the lid off of this jar?

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Why being young is better by a friend of a friend

I can talk on the phone as long as it takes to do the laundry

Most things these days are colorfast

I look good in tank tops

It's still ok to cry

The young ingénue bit can get you anything

I open my own

I can still check out other guys

I can try new foods

I still have hair

Asking for directions lets you flirt with some cute guys

You can root for whoever's hot

We're more open

Bad mood; I'm alienated

Internet stocks are hot

If I get mad my friends and I can get revenge on youthful impulse

I can hiccup, and its still cute

We're more color blind

Everything is new every year

I can ask for help

We don't want do see blood

I can read what I write

That's what the spell checkers are for

We go wherever we want

Its 80 degrees in this house

If anything gets dropped in this house I better pick it up

If I lose a suitcase I get more of the latest fashions

I'm not expected to open jars

I can choose to keep my name

We don't hit people

"Women and Children First!"

We have nice underwear

Its OK to be single into your 30's now

There are newer and different ways to hide aging

There are a million places someone will take you to

I eat healthy so I won't have a heart attack

I can get my nails detailed

I can still have fun

We can wear whatever we want

You never know what you need to borrow

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Why being Old is best by Sir Irvy

If the phone rings while I'm busy they'll call back if its important

I did was a pair of red socks in with my khakis once, thats how my wife got a set of pink khakis

I built tanks

I learned it always was

Old age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill

I get 10% Senior Citizens Discount

I can look at other girls and say, been there, done that

I know what I like

Bald is very low maintenance

I can read a map

You can hate whoever's hot

I don't have to wear it

Bad mood? I'm a cranky old man

I'm spending their inheritance

When I get mad, I exact my revenge through cold, hard calculation

I can perform at least 3 bodily functions at the same time

We're more old school

We don't pry

I'd rather do it myself

We've seen, drawn, given, and shed our share

Other people can read what we've written

That's why they made dictionaries

I stay inside

Its my house

If I drop anything it can stay there until I need it or I decide its in my way

On permanent Vacation

Has anyone considered dynamite?

I've had the same one for 63 years

I don't do anything spontaneously, except piss

"Cold Beer! And Plenty of it!"

Do I care?

If you live to be my age, there will be times where you will cry aloud, "I am so alone." There will be times where you will wish you could just be left alone. Remember all things pass

These are my battle scars, badges of honor hard fought for, and earned. They bear witness to all, not just of what I am, but to what which all of you may yet become . I would not hide them, if I could

Senior Citizens: 10% Discount!

I've survived 5 of them

I can buy my nails wholesale

I remember real fun

My clothes are sensible

Has anyone considered dynamite?

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