An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front
porch, reflecting on her long life, when--all of a sudden--a
fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that
she will be granted three wishes.

"Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be
really rich."

** POOF *** her rocking chair turns to solid gold.

"And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful
princess."

*** POOF *** she turns into a beautiful young woman.

"Your third wish?" asked the fairy godmother.

Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in
front of them.

"Ooh--can you change him into a handsome prince?" she
asks.

*** POOF *** there before her stands a young man more
handsome than anyone could possibly imagine.

She stares at him, smitten.  With a smile that makes her
knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in
her ear:

"Bet you're sorry you had me neutered."