Cinderella

You know the story.  Cinderella wanted to go to the ball, but she had so
much work to do, and the wicked stepmother would not let her go until her
work was done.  Plus, she didn't have time to make a dress.  So, she
spent the night with the mice sweeping and mopping and moping.  All of a
sudden, as Cinderella was crying, a fairy godmother appeared.  "Stop your
crying, child," she said.  "You'll be able to go to the ball."  Cinderella
protested, "But fairy godmother, I haven't finished cleaning and I don't
have a gown to wear!"  The fairy godmother replied, "Nonsense child."  And
with the wave of a magic wand, the house was clean and there was a beautiful
white gown for Cinderella to wear to the ball.  Etc. Etc.  Cinderella was
ecstatic.  Yet, she had one concern, "I can't wear that dress fairy godmother!
I'm on the rag, and wouldn't want to stain the beautiful white gown!"  
To the fairy godmother, this was no problem.  She waved the magic wand, and
a tampon appeared. She explained to Cinderella that it was a magic tampon.  
If Cinderella wore it, the fairy godmother expained, she wouldn't stain the
dress and would be able to go to the ball. With that, Cinderella got ready
for the ball.  She looked beautiful.  For sure the prince would want her as
his bride.  After the fairy godmother changed the mice into horses, the dog 
into a horseman, and a pumpkin into a carriage, Cinderella was off to the 
ball. As she was leaving, the fairy godmother warned, "Now Cinderella.  
There's a catch with this magic tampon thing.  You have to be home by
midnight, or it will turn into a pumpkin."  With that warning, Cinderella 
was off to meet her prince, promising to be home by midnight.  The fairy 
godmother decided to wait for Cinderella to get back from the ball so that
she could hear all about it.  It was about 11:00PM and she was sure that
Cinderella would allow some extra time to get home by midnight. It was
11:30PM, and the fairy godmother was starting to get worried.  The fairy 
godmotherw waited...  And waited....  And waited...  Finally, at 3:00AM,
Cinderella walked in with this shitty grin on her face.  The fairy godmother
exclaimed, "Cinderella! What happened!!!"  Cinderella said, "Oh fairy 
godmother.  I had the most remarkable time at the ball!  I met the most
wonderful man!" The fairy godmother, all confused, thinking that she was 
supposed to meet the prince, exclaimed, "What was his name, child!"
"Peter Peter........"