HOOKED ON EBONICS 101

Leroy was a 15 year old ninth grader. Leroy got an easy homework asignment. All he had to do was put each of the following words in a sentence. This is what Leroy did.

1) HOTEL- I gave my girlfriend da crabs and the HOTEL everybody.

2) RECTUM- I had two Cadillacs, but my Ol' lady RECTUM both.

3) DISAPPOINTMENT- My parole officer tell me if I miss DISAPPOINTMENT they gonna send me back to the big house.

4) FORECLOSE- If I pay allmony this month I'll have no money FORECLOSE.

5) CATACOMB- Don King was at the fight the other night, Man, somebody give that CATACOMB.

6) PENIS- I went to da doctor and he handed me a cup and said PENIS.

7) ISRAEL- Alfonso tried to sell me a rolex, I then said Man that looks fake. He said no ISRAEL.

8) UNDERMINE- There is a fine lookin hoe livin' in the apartment  UNDERMINE.

9) TRIPOLI- I was gonna buy my ol' lady a bra but they had no TRIPOLI

10) STAIN- My mother and law asked if I was STAIN for dinner.

11) SELDOM-  My cousin gave me two tickets to da Knicks game so I  SELDOM.

12) ODYSSEY-  I told my bro you ODYSSEY the tits on theis hoe.

13) HORDE- My sister got in trouble because she HORDE around in school.

14) INCOME- I just got in bed wit this hoe and INCOME  my wife.

15) HONOR- At the rape trial, the judge axed my bro, who be HONOR first?

16) FORTIFY- I axed da hoe how much? She said FORTIFY.

Leroy got an "A" on his homework.