Back Up My Hard Drive? I Can't Find The Reverse Switch!
 I just got lost in thought. It was unfamilar territory.
 Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film!
 When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
 Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
 Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
 I feel like I'm diagonally parked, in a parallel universe.
 He's not dead, He's "electroencephalographically challenged ."
 She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the June Flower.
 You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted
 and used against you.
 I wonder how much deeper would the ocean be without sponges.
 When shooting a mime, do you need a silencer?
 Honk if you love peace and quiet!
 Pardon my driving, I am reloading.
 Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
 Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
 Nothing is fool-proof because fools are so ingenius.
 Diplomacy is saying "nice doggy" until you find a rock.
 Have you ever noticed how nothing is impossible for those who don't have
 to do it?
 A day without sunshine is like, night.
 Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
 When in darkness or in doubt, run in circles scream and shout.
 Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
 On the other hand, you have different fingers.
 Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.
 Dyslexics of the world, untie!
 I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back.
 I don't find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere!
 Inflation is when the buck doesn't stop anywhere.