THE LAST 10 THINGS ANY MAN WOULD EVER SAY

10.   I think Barry Manilow is one cool mother-fucker.
 9.   While I'm up, can I ger you a beer?
 8.   I'm absolutely wrong, you must be right!
 7.   Her tits are just too big.
 6.   Sometimes, I just want to be held.
 5.   That chick on "Murder She Wrote" gives me a woody.
 4.   Sure, I would love to wear a condom.
 3.   We haven't been to the mall in ages.  Let's go shopping so I can
hold your purse.
 2.   Fuck Monday Night football, let's watch Murphy Brown.
 1.   I think we are lost, we'd better pull over and ask for directions.


THE LAST 10 THINGS ANY WOMAN WOULD EVER SAY

10.   Could our relationship be more physical?  I'm tired of just being
friends.
 9.   go ahead and leave the toilet seat up.  It's easier for me to
douche that way.
 8.   I think hairy butts are really sexy.
 7.   Hey, get a whiff of that one!
 6.   Please don't throw that old T-shirt away...the holes in the armpits
are just too cute.
 5.   this diamond is way too big.
 4.   Wow P.J.....It really is 14 inches!
 3.   Does this make my butt look too small?
 2.   I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.
 1.   I'm wrong.  You must be right!