Several years ago, some local stations showed a comercial for TNG: (Sung to the tune of "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel) Jean Luc, Geordi's Specs, Mysteries on the Holodecks Asteroids, Triple Droids, Telepathic Betazoids Transporter Deadly Claw Visitor from LA Law Photons, No Kirk, Captain has gone berzerk Shuttlecraft, Counselor Troi, Doctor Crusher's little boy Klingon Rites, Parasites, New Heights, Phasor Fights, Data's Head, Tasha's Dead, Riker's Hangin' by a thread Celebration, Transformation, Everyone to battle stations We didn't start the series, It's the Next Generation on your favorite station We didn't start the series, But when we are gone it will still be on and on and on... We didn't start the series...