TOP TEN REASONS WHY THE STAR WARS CHARACTERS
 WOULD KICK BUTT IN THE STAR TREK UNIVERSE

 10) In the Star Wars universe weapons are rarely, if ever, set on
 "stun."

 9)  The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and
 crew of 20 just to go into warp --- The Millennium Falcon does the same
 thing with R2-D2 and a Wookie.

 8)  After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess
 Leia still looked fresh and desirable --- After Cardassian starvation
 torture, Picard looked like hell.

 7)  One word: Lightsabers.

 6)  Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.

 5)  The Death Star doesn't care if a world is class "M" or not.

 4)  Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien
     he encounters.

 3)  Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his
     action.

 2)  The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named
     "Slave I."

 1)  Picard pilots the Enterprise through asteroid belts at one-quarter
     impulse power --- Han Solo floors it.