Arkansas Homour

A pretty woman is driving down a Arkansas country road in her new sports car 
when something goes wrong with the car and it breaks down. Luckily, she 
happens to be near a farmhouse.  She goes up to the farmhouse and knocks on 
the door. When the farmer answers, she says to him, "Oh, it's Sunday night
and my car broke down!  I don't know what to do!  Can I stay here for the
night until tomorrow when I can get some help?

"Well," drawls the Arkansas farmer, "you can stay here, but I don't want you 
messin' with my sons Jed and Luke."  She looks through the screen door and 
sees two young men standing behind the farmer. She judges them to be in the 
early twenties.
 
"Okay,"  she says.
 
After they have gone to bed for the night the woman begins to get a little 
horny just thinking about the two boys in the  room next to her. So she 
quietly goes into their room and says, "Boys, how would you like for me to 
teach you the ways of the world?"

They say, "Huh?"

She explains what she wants to do, then says, "The only thing is, I don't 
want to get pregnant, so you have to wear these rubbers." She puts them on
the boys, and the three of them go at it all night long.
 
Forty years later Jed and Luke are sitting on the front porch, rocking back 
and forth.
 
Jed says, "Luke?"
 
Luke says, "Yeah, Jed?"

Jed says, "You remember that woman who came by here, oh, about forty years 
ago, the one who showed us the ways of the world?"

"Yeah," says Luke, "I remember."

"Well, do you care if she gets pregnant?" asks Jed.

"Nope," says Luke, "I reckon not."

"Me, neither," says Jed, "Let's take these things off."