MY FIRST TIME

THE SKY WAS DARK, THE MOON WAS HIGH,
ALL ALONE, JUST HER AND I.
HER HAIR WAS SO SOFT; HER EYES SO BLUE,
I KNEW JUST WHAT SHE WANTED TO DO.
HER SKIN SO SOFT; HER LEGS SO FINE;
I RAN MY FINGERS DOWN HER SPINE.
I DIDN'T KNOW HOW, BUT I TRIED MY BEST;
I STARTED BY PLACING MY HANDS ON HER BREAST.
I REMEMBER MY FEAR, MY FAST BEATING HEART;
BUT SLOWLY SHE SPREAD HER LEGS APART.
AND WHEN I DID IT I FELT SO SHAME;
ALL AT ONCE THE WHITE STUFF CAME.
AT LAST IT'S ALL FINISHED; IT'S ALL OVER NOW.
MY FIRST TIME EVER AT MILKING A COW.