"She was not afraid of thunder, nor of anything else - except unreturned love and commercial success."
-Answered Prayers by Truman Capote
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"Why is it when we talk to God, we're said to be praying - but when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic?"
-Lily Tomlin
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"Most people are scared of those things that don't sit still and pose for our official portrait of reality."
-"Larry Diamond"
--Half Asleep In Frog Pajamas by Tom Robbins
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"We don't really understand what it's like to be French. How can we. We don't understand what it's like to be
black. Straight people don't understand what it's like to be queer. Don't try to be something which you are not."
- k.d. lang -
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"I got up the other day and everything in my apartment had been stolen and replaced with an exact replica."
-Steven Wright
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"There is no such thing as a weird human being. It's just that some people require more understanding than others."
-"Amanda Ziller"
--Another Roadside Attraction by Tom Robbins
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"A poet can say the word phallic in a poem like twenty times and it's ok because it's art, but if I yell it out in the middle of class, suddenly I'm being disruptive!"
-Hallie Lieberman
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"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. The sinners have much more fun."
-Billy Joel
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"I look forward to a cure for homosexuality. If there is a cure for homosexuality, it is only logical that there is a cure
for heterosexuality. I would really like to see those poor heterosexuals cured . Then maybe but only maybe they will
learn the life lessons we have, to dance, sing , drive pickup trucks, and apply mascara correctly."
-Adele Warner.
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"The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362
admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision."
-Lynn Lavner.
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