Gaygulski's Law: Anything Gaygulski does right will reverse and something 10 times worse will happen.

The Law of Combinding Gaygulski's: The more Gaygulski's you have in a certain area equals x. (x)+ 6.02 X 100000 = How gay the area is.

Gaygulski's Principle: Anything Gaygulski touches will turn unstraight.