Pat Mcnulty -- Captain of the Scrubs Known for his smelly feet. James Haak-- He's just skinnier than Craig. Fat PAT Curatola -- He's looking to get first team all Ass this year Ben Steroids Battles -- He's on the JV team because he's goofy. Courtney Geiss -- She's got the biggest chest as well as the tighest shirts. Tom Fauria -- I won't even say anything. Frank Delia -- I just thought that him lifting seemed funny. Caroline Obrien -- She's got -8 inch arms. The first person to apply and actually be accepted. She gets low placement in competition because of her unusually large sized nads.