Team Report

At the Virgina invitational Bodybuilding Competition: April 25.
Buzz Teodoro 1st place overall ripness in all weight classes
Craig Boccieri: Biggest arms in the Fat Guy Weight Class.
James Son: Nicest Speedo
Jay Augay: 1st place Goofiest Guy in a Speedo.
Adam Gaygulski: 1st and 2nd place Biggest Homosexual.
BuffDaddy: Nicest Ass in a Speedo
Courtney: Biggest TIts for the 5 straight year.
Pat Mcnulty: 2nd Place in smelliest bodybuilder.



The Straight Invitational

Buzz Teodoro had a hell of a day. His dill popped out of his speedo and the whole world so his ding gong. However, the judges liked what they saw and gave him first prize overall. This is the second consecutive competition the Buzzer has one.

Craig Boccieri finished in second place winning a years supply of tank tops from Marshalls. The judges were impressed by the size of his gut and arms and put him just behind the Buzzer.

Pat Mcnulty and Courtney Geiss took back the same awards from last contest, which is biggest chest and smelliest feet.

Chris Blessing took home the "fun" award.

The Hawks Bodybuilding Team is now in first place in the N.J.S.B.F. (New Jersey Scholastic Bodybuilding Federation)at an outstanding 2-0. The Gays from World Gym are at a close second place with a 1-0-1 record.


Piper's Invitational

Buzz Teodoro took first place for the most piped girls, which was 69.

Craig Boccieri came in Second place because he piped GIll 75 times and that's the only reason he's ahead of the Buzzard. Him and Gill hooked up and 69 the whole Virgina Trip. Craig is a new man.

Tom Fauria was kicked out of the competition for using a blow up doll as for his piping. GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Courtney took home the largest tities in the Tri-Piping area.

Fat Frank Delia took home the award for the most Haagan Daaz piped.

Jack Meehoff took home no prizes because he's to busy jerking his dilly dally off.


Season's Awards

1st Team All Bodybuilding Partier goes to Buff Daddy Buzz.
Buzz shows great stamina at bodybuilding and partying, since he parties till 6am and then proceeds to pump iron and pipe the next day until the next party.

Craig Boccieri recieves Second Team All Bodybuilding Partier. Craig is a dedicated partier and finally his consistency at partying not really bodybuilding has been recognized. Although, he pipes Gill everynight he may get honorable mention all piper next season.

Chris Blessing receives Honorable Mention All Bodybuilding Partier. Chris is not really a heavy duty bodybuilder any more, but he is a truly dedicated to the sport of partying. Although he is a homo with a 12 oclock curphue he is one of the dudes i enjoy to party with. While he's there he is the man. "I'm gonna pipe in the back seat of my Tempo." one night Chris told me this. That's when I realized this guy was a true partier.


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