The N.J.S.B.F. Current Standings
| Team | Wins | Losses | Ties | Gay | Avg. Size of Dills | Avg. Ball Size |
| Hawks | 69.69 | 0 | 0 | Straight | 69 inches | Basketballs |
| Spa's Jack Meehoff's | 50 | 40 | 10.9 | Semi | 4 inches | Eraser's |
| Feather's Buff Boy's | 35 | 6 | 29 | Really Really Gay | 5 inches | Bowling Balls |
| I'm gay and I'm Bodybuilder | 31 | 30 | 0 | What do you think | 1 inches | none |
| The Eatmeout Assholes | 30 | 10 | 20 | Somewhat Gay | 3.9 inches | Water Melons |
| We suck | 0 | 69 | 29 | Really Super Gay | 1 inches | Carrot Sized |
Updated May 30, 1998 Real Results
Favorite Bodybuilder Standings
| Bodybuilder | Votes |
| BuffDaddy Buzz | 17 |
| Craig Boccieri | 4 |
| Pat I'm Gay Mcnulty | 1 |
| Fat Pat Curatola | 1 |
| Courtney Tits Geiss | 5 |
| James Son | 2 |
| Adam Gaygulski | 1 |
| Jason Augay | 1 |
| Your Ass | 2 |
| James Haak | 4 |
