Hi I'm Miss DiDi Mau-class of 67 -68.
Miss Mau in the Finale of her Tribute to Miss Tempest Storm - Cotillion 98 - 1/31/98 - thirtieth aniv of Tet 68 - more pix on another page - - Song is Mr. Artie Shaw's "Moonglow"
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Miss Mau waits for Mr. James Carville, a hatchet man for the president of the United States, at a secluded location in the trailer park...
Come on in!!! - _but, watch out for the mud puddles_
Miss DiDi Mau - the sexy secretary - she seems to have turned an otherwise innocent and simplistic situation, into something else - - why does she look so surprised?
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Hello Sailor new in town?
I wonder why people get the wrong idea about me...
The Brand New Red Vinyl Jacket
This series of pix is really slow going, as I have to take all the background out of the picture - ultimately, it will be an entire page - but for now...
I won this jacket in a contest on St Valentine's day at the Power exchange - I won a costume contest, competing against six, count 'em, SIX real girls = I was the shemale Sweet Gwendolyn
London-AP- March 27, 1945 - In an address to the House of Commons, Prime Minister Winston Churchill anounced that the V-2 attacks on London had ceased. He also informed the assembly that he had received an excited phone call from President Roosevelt, announcing the Birth of a certain "Miss DiDi Mau" - an event, Mr. Churchill stated, "...in this hour of trial, warmed the heartels of my cock.." , and even suggested a coincedence - - but to the outcry of certain Back Benchers of the Opposition party, who suggested that Miss Mau , might in fact be "Choking the Chicken" , the PM responded instantly with his customary wit - "Some Chicken - Some Neck!!!"
Sacremento, CA- AP - March 27,1999 - Miss DiDi Mau scandalized the city by performing a tribute to the Queen of Burlesque, Miss Tempest Storm. Reached for comment on a tour of a nearby proposed reservoir, Vice President Al Gore, while not impressed by a dam site, had much to say about Miss Mau - "This behavior is undermining the morals of our society, and contributing to the decay of our country, and the degradation of our environment - - we must recruit her into the Democratic Party!!" He vowed that on his return to Washington DC , he would introduce legislation to outlaw some 235 different types of Spike Heels, and 79 different Pasties - "Those Republicans think they can slip something by us, by renaming a "G" String an "F" String, but we will close that loophole as well..." Clearly outraged by the knowledge of the entire incident, he also stated" This is uh certainly not what I uh invented the Internet for - - I'll bet those aren't real rhinestones either!!!.. And uh I'll bet she is not even a woman..."
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THE BLONDE SUZY WONG
You likee WanChai _Girl_???? You likee big _picture_??????? You likee maybe 11 megs???? Oh for goodness sakes!!! You handsome man - you buy me drink for Lucky - You buy me Salem? - you buy me Fan?
Silly Miss Mau needs to learn to read that mean old calendar(blush!!!!) (Darn that old Pope Gregory anyway...)= it said August 12 before, but the shindig is really on August 13, like it says on the Feast Website
Other important and relevant dates:
August 13, 1967
Miss DiDi Mau's last nite on the town - p'raps EVER - at noon tomorrow, she has to report to the Oakland Army Terminal for a trip across the pond...
August 13,1968
I MADE IT!!!!! it is my Last Nite In Vietnam - - tomorrow I will board a plane and head for home!!!! - All my troubles are over, or so I think...
August 13, 1999
The Feast IV - The Power Exchange in San Francisco - - it will be broadcast LIVE as it happens on the internet - See Miss DiDi Mau wearing (gasp!!!) - here is the url to look for -
http://www.feastsf.com -
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www.powerexchange.com
I don't know if Rex ever will get the pictures up, but I am told this event was covered in
FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELTY PEEEEEEEEEEEEEECTURES
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San Francisco - the Power Exchange June 4 1999 www.powerexchange.com - the Event is THE FEAST!!! -
http://www.feastsf.com/ -
it was covered LIVE on the internet as it happened - I was interviewed live and danced in my usual outfit of heels and earrings - I will have to find out where the pix are of this segment are and get the url - there are some FEEEEEEEEELTHY PEEEEEEEEECTURES of me over here -
http://209.176.166.59/rexcam/events/index2.html -
from the same event - you will have to look thru the selection of pix - they may be real dark, but I sent them some bright ones, and they look pretty good - oh and about the Heater; After a few hours in CFM's , I am in too much pain to do too much - "Objects shown less than nomal size"(Federal Truth In Heaters Act) - if the pix are still too dark to see, you can lighten them with a picture program like photo shop
You may meet a stranger - - across a crowded room...
She is dressed for trouble - - he is HANDSOME - THEIR EYES MEET!!! _What can possibly go wrong?
August 1998
Happy Birthday Darcy!!!!
Miss DiDi Mau - Lingere' Model
"FO-ATH FLAWAH - LADIES SPOAHSTWEAHHH, MILNERY AND _LAWN-GER-AYYYY!!!!
CENSORED???????
Yes, these are perfectly good pictures that have been CENSORED for the shills, I mean, I mean - the Community Leaders - at Geocities
Notice required by the Federal Truth In Titties Act:No visible nipples
Notice required by the Federal Truth In Heaters Act:You Cannot see the Heater
THE GIRLS OF THE ACADAMY for GIFTED SHEMALES
Miss DiDi Mau, has created a whole new venue over at the CAMARADES page = it is a Java type camera, and you will only need to have the latest version of your browser , and your Java turned on to make it work - you should have the latest version of your browser anyway - you can go and visit my site, and then tour the other CAMARADES sites to see if you can see anything - if you can , then your browser will support the cam program - it is very easy to set your own up, if you are interested, you can visit their website and it is - FREEEEEE!!!
Some Techincal stuff - only 10 people at a time can view the cam site, so you may have to hit refresh if the camera is online - if it is offline it will say so - I hope to be putting on a show at regular intervals, but over there, I use different names, as this is a whole different venue, and it is and ADULT site, although it is free, it is in the Adult Section of the Camarades Website
And Very Important - - watch the bottom of the screen, when It says Document Done - hit Reload/Refresh - it hangs up sometimes - and the Java Chat is really slow
There will be much stuff coming, and a new website that will tell you all about the Acadamy for Gifted Shemales, and the Gorgeous Girls who study the Art of Correct Feminine Deportment, there
here is the URL -
http://www.camarades.com/userpage.php3?resource=938595799/_
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There is no link over there to get back here, so use your back button to reaturn - be sure you have bookmarked this page, and the NAUGHTI - CAM page as well, so you don't get lost
1999 San Francisco Pride Parade = this year the weather is perfect!!!! Hot and almost no wind - I made a headdress that could have landed on Omaha - it came in at about 15 lbs, and was over 4 feet tall - they wouldn't miss me this year -
Why is Miss Mau looking so shocked?? has she done something wrong?? has she done something right?? has she forgotten something??
My New Red Booties
At the Blue Muse in San Francisco - the event - "Leather and Lace Nite" with TGSF - My new red vinyl jacket from the Power Exchange, and my red skirt and booties from Foxy Lady Boutique
Oh My... look at that dark hallway... what is she up to now....
She looks like she might be scared of the dark - - you had better get over there and _help her_!!!
The Big Shoe for 1999 Kimo's San Francisco - the Last Thursday in June 1999 - Hey!! What has happened to Miss Mau?? it it (GASP) - - CURTAINS????
Miss DiDi Mau , and AnneC - - on her visit to California in June 99 = a wild nite at DVG - my sinful WanChai girl look
Sooooo do you like High Spike Heels ???
Well... so do a lot of other people - here is a premier link to a whole realm of High Heel Pages - I am proud that they asked me to join them - - -DARK FASHIONS, and the TOP 50 HIGH HEEL PAGES!!!!!--- Drop by and pay them a visit, but NOTE - you will probably spend the remainder of the night over there, going through all the links
PRINCESS LA LA
Princess LaLa has arrived in San Francisco and will soon be the new Queen of the Nightlife!!! - she made this for me one nite, and I am proud to put it up here - you can sometimes catch up with us at the (gasp) Power Exchange - www.powerexchange.com (GASP)(For Big Boys and Girls, ONLY)
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