Everybody loves fortune cookies, right? Well, I have collected some actual cookie fortunes so that you can find out your fortune without having to buy that Chinese takeout. These are all actual fortunes that I or my friends and acquaintances have gotten at some point or other. And I know it's silly and childish, but they're much more fun when you add "in bed" to the end of your fortune, so go ahead and enjoy!

 

 

...in bed!

 

Please feel free to send me any funny, odd, or otherwise interesting fortunes you may have gotten. If I like them, I'll put them up here. You can send them to me here. You can generate another fortune by hitting the refresh/reload button on your browser.