Don't expect any definitions here.
Just do your best Jethro or Jethrine Bodine
and enjoy!

• Don't get your panties in a wad
• I ain't got no truck with him
• Madder than a wet hen on a dung pile
• Got about as much sense as a tumble bug
• Finer than frog hair
• About as useful as tits on a boar hog
• Harder than a hatchet handle
• Colder than a witch's tit
• Lost as a goose in a whirlwind
• Slicker than greased owl's snot
• You can't shit an old turd like me
• I'm so hungry my stomach thinks my throat's cut
• Loose as a goose eatin' chitlins
• Hotter than a fresh fucked fox in a forest fire
• Frog stranglin' rain
• What in cat fur is that?

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