2001 Camp Quotes

If you have any good quotes from this year (or past years) email them to me.



Senior High Quotes

Sparky: Big Boomer!

Carrie: (about Steve) He's just like my brother only more annoying.
He's the devil in disguise.

Jeff: I almost got hit by the Harley! (Several times)

Jenny: Slim Fast and beer cans? It just doesn't make sense to have both. I guess the beer gives you calories and the Slim Fast is to combat the beer calories. Maybe?

Chris: Ooh, targets! (To Leah and another camper while on her Harley)

Leah: I think I hit something! Let me check...nope! ( while hitting Jeff three times on her Harley in our skit)

Carrie Lou: I'm not going to give my sex talk this year. But...(Then goes into a 15-minute sex talk at campfire)

Abigail: My mommy's a boy.
Me: No, she's a girl.
Abigail: No, boy!
Me: Mommies are girls and daddies are boys.
Abigail: Whatever.

Natasha: I'm bringing my own food next week. (She did and it got taken away from her :( )

Virginia: Sparky, If I hit a deer on the way home, I'll sell you my car.

Steve and Debb the Lifeguard Encounters

Debb: You did it! I know it was you! (About the smiley face mustard plate she had to scrape )
Steve: It wasn't me...really.
Debb: I know it was you!!!!!!

Debb: (About swim tests) You have to wait until I get a piece of paper to write your name down on.
Steve: I want to go back to camp.
Debb: I won't know what your name is to mark it off.
Steve: (Writes his name with a stick in the sand and leaves.)

Dave's Chapel Quotes

So the other brother is like, "What the flip is this?"

Whales come in many forms in our lives and they puke us up on the beach in many different places.

Come as a beauty...come as a bonehead...all are invited.

(About his microphone) If this doesn't stop humming, it's gonna take a ride.

(After Steve kicked his microphone thing over during the skit) Old Diablo unwired me.

It's life on a stick.

Life on a stick is just way too good because it doesn't end there. The door's not locked. Put your hand on it and come through.

P-Mail, it's your direct connection to God.

Donkey breath could be the end of any good relationship.

Do fish give birth to donkeys?
DJ: Maybe
Dave: That's a whole other world.

Love on a stick.

We all live in our own cocoons...purple cocoons and yellow cocoons and smelly cocoons.

Teddy Bear Camp Quotes

Amanda: (about the hopper speech) She talks so long that even if you didn't have ADHD you couldn't pay attention!

Amanda: I want to know if this stick counts as silverwear or paper, because God knows we'll be crucified if we put it in the wrong bucket.

Junior High 2 Quotes

Jer:Outstanding
Jared: Super
Both: Pookie!

Jen: I wonder how much these paper plates cost.
Emily: I would have to guess about $2.50 per camper per week.

Deane: I found a major infraction--a pencil under a bunk.
Barb: I found a minor infraction--a severed limb under a bunk.

Meredith Cabin: They all passed their swim tests.

Everybody: (To Ryan and Maureen) Are you married?

A random camper: How does the hot chocolate machine know when to stop filling your cup?

Me: Bri, do you have a boyfriend?
Bri: No, I'm pookie-less.

Me: I had a lot more quotes from senior high.
Amanda and Jodi: (At the exact same time) That's because senior high kids are funnier.

Dave's Bible Study Funny Quotes

Elisha the baldy.

He could have called on oodles of angels.

(About Jesus) He was upsetting the apple cart.

He was hanging with the prostitutes, hanging with the tax collectors, but he wasn't yoking with them. We have to be careful of who we yoke with.

Straliens and angers.

(About sin) It's like a cannibal committing suicide by nibbling on itself.

Elementary 2 Quotes

Gary: (about the Martha and Mary story) It was like they were the hoppers but only one was doing the work. Martha was listening to Jesus. Do you understand what this means?
Abby: (to me) Does this mean I can get out of hopping if I listen to you?

Alan: I am so the opposite of tired right now. I'm anti-tired. I got, like, 11 hours of sleep.

Debb: (After Alan came out of the lake wearing his pants) We all wondered--boxers or briefs. Now we know!

Natasha: (about making the popcorn over the fire for snacks) We need firemen suits to prepair snack tonight.

Abby: (to Matt who was driving a big piece of construction equipment) Riding in style!

Fall Retreat Quotes

Fall Retreat 2001

These are from Amelia:

Carrie: Carrie Lou how about you give a sex talk for all of those who've never been to Sr. High camp? Carrie Lou: No Carrie how about you give it. (A half hour later we finally got to sleep after Carrie Lou taking over the sex talk...what is it with those things?)


Me(Amelia): It's so cold i'm turning into a fudgesicle! Me & Theresa togethor: FUDGECILE!


Ashley: So whats in your purse Amelia?
Matt: Did you really have to get her going?
Everyones response: Why on earth do you have pliers in your purse?
Me (Amelia): For when guys make me mad
Matt: (Crosses his legs) (Note: The pliers are in reality for my bass!)

Ethan: Come on Amelia eat a bannana?
Me (Amelia): I don't eat monkey food you monkey boy!
Ethan: Ok bearded lady
Me: I'm not a bearded lady!
Ethan: I know but I thought it was a fair exchange, you call me monkey boy, i call you bearded lady.
Me: How about you be the bearded lady and i'll be the monkey boy?
Ethan: Ok monkey boy

Here's one from Amelia from Fall Retreat 2000
Adam: Come on eat some bacon!
Me(Amelia): No!!! It's a heartattache in a meal
Adam: It won't kill you!
Me: Thats what Larry King said! And now he's chewing garlic tablets every day! 1