Bulls on Parade plays over the PA System. Johnny Terrible and Brian the Brain walk out. They make there way to ringside. Everyone in the crowd is cheering and holding there signs up. JT and Brain take a seat and put the head sets on.

JT: Welcome everyone to another Saturday Night Massacre. We have six great matches for you tonight. Our first match is a Death Valley match. The Rock and Unforgiven will be mixing it up out in the desert. Turney and Stone Cold will face Flock members Chaos and Hells gatekeeper in tag action. Teen will face Kane in a Ladder mat...

Brain: Forget about those morons. Lets talk about my boys in Coperate SDH. Steel, Mr.Fro Chuck Brown, and Mad Stoner will kick the shit out of those other six morons! This is going to be great!

JT: Those other six wrestlers are HBK, Sid, and Ringmaster for DX. Raven, Mad Milldawg and Death Angel will be in there for the Flock.

Brain:Then everyones boss Natedogg, will put HHH in his place inside a cage!

JT: We also have Bullgod vs Casket in a Scaffold Match. Well lets goto our ring set up some where in Death Valley.

Unforgiven flies over the ring he made in the chopper. UF wanders whats going on. They fly over a sand dune then UF can see where they are going. There is a huge cage built. 50 yrds by 50 yrds. Inside there is a huge man made lake, Cactus trees all over the place. A couple of huge boulders and alot of sand! Standing in the center of it all is the Rock. UF's chopper lands and he gets out.

UF and Rock charge at each other like two rams ready to butt heads. Rock gets a right in. UF answers back with a right, then a left. Rock staggers, UF picks him up...tilt-a-whirl back breaker. UF grabs Rock by the legs...boston crab. Rock fights his way out of the hold by flipping UF over with his legs. Rock gets up and sends UF back down with a kick to the back of his head. Rock picks UF up and whips him into a cactus tree. UF hits it then rolls on the ground. UF is back up and starts walking away from the Rock. Rock walks up behind him. Just as he was about to spin UF around, UF nails the top of Rock's head with a handfull of cactus needles. Rock falls to the ground and is busted open. UF picks Rock up and into a gorilla press and runs and throws Rock into the lake. Which turns out to be a huge 6 inch deep poodle. Rock tries getting up but UF sends him back down into the water with a standing elbow drop. UF grabs Rock's head and holds it under water. Rock grabs a handfull of mud and throws it in the face of UF. UF falls into the water and starts washing the mud out his eyes. Rock gets up and heads for one of the boulders.Just as he reaches it, UF runs at him and tries to splah Rock against the boulder, ock moves out of the way and UF jumps ito the side of it. Rock sends him down with a clothesline. Rock picks him up...piledrives him into the sand. Rock picks UF up and rolls him on top of the boulder. Rock climbs up the 4 and a half feet of stone and gets on top. UF is up now. UF swings at Rock, Rock ducks and hooks onto UF...ROCK BOTTOM! UF head hits hard and the stone. Rock stands up and whips off the elbow pad. Rock rus and hops over UF, Rock pushes off a cactus tree, and runs back at UF. Rock stops next too UF, raises the leg and the motions he does with his hands, then pulls off. Rock shakes his finger at the camera and says "That's not how it's end if you can SMELLLLL! What the Rock is cooking?!". Rock climbs down and and hops into the chopper UF flew in on. The chopper flies 20 feet above UF, the side door open. The Rock does the sign of the cross thing, and jumps out and finishes the PEOPLES ELBOW! Rock hooks both legs. 1...2...3! Rock is your winner!

The scene cuts back to JT and Brain at ringside.

JT: What a great match up. Unforgiven came on strong but Rock pulled it out in the end.

Brain: Yeah, I enjoyed watching those two idiots beat eachother up.

JT: I'm glad you did Brain. Okay lets goto our first in house match up. Lets goto Nikki Dial is in the ring.

Nikki:(Chaos's music plays) Coming to the ring at a combined weight of 521 pounds, Chaos and Hells Gatekeeper!

The two walk down to ringside with there game faces on. Chaos slides into the ring and HG climbs over the top rope.

Nikki:(Turneys music plays) And there challengers. There combined weight is 547 pounds, Stone Cold Steve Austin and Big Man Turney!

SC and Turney make there way down to ringside. The fans boo. SC drinks the rest of his eer and spits it into the face of a fan. Turney shoves another one down. They roll into the ring. The bell sounds.

HG and Austin start this one out. HG and SC tie up and HG shoves SC down with ease. SC is back up. They tie up, HG whips Austin into the ropes, HG missed the cothesline, SC comes back off the ropes and jumps into the air tying to tackle HG. HG catches him with a bear hug. Turney off of the top ropes hits SC in the back the a drop kick. HG alls backwards to the mat. SC still on top starts hitting HG in the face. Chaos hops in the ring and runs at Turney. Turney lowers his shoulder and sends Chaos to the floor over the top rope. Turney and SC pick HG up and whips him to the ropes. They send HG down with a double clothesline. Chaos is on the apron and jumps off the top rope and hits SC and Turney with a cross body splash. SC rolls out of the ring and so does HG.Chaos picks Turney up...Double arm DDT. Chaos slaps the HELL MAKER on Turney! Turney is in pain, but is not the legal man. Outside SC kicks HG's knee. HG falls down to one knee, SC kicks the other one, HG is down to both knees, SC flips him off and smashs HG head into the guardrail. SC rolls back into the ring and kicks Chaos from behind breaking the hold. SC picks Chaos up, but Chaos hits him with a low blow. Chaos sends Austin down with a belly to belly suplex. Chaos gets up and is spun around by Turney. Turney with a DDT. Chaos rolls out of the ring. HG is on the outside apron and climbing to the top in a corner. Turney runs at him and sends him down on the top turnbuckle with a forearm to the knee. SC climbs up, hooks the head...FLYING STUNNER! SC hooks the leg. 1...2.(Turney cuts off Chaos from making the save).3! Stone Cold and Turney will face the Tag Team Champs at the Ring of Fire PPV.

JT: Well Austin and Turney will be facing the Tag Champs at the PPV. Chaos came ready to fight for this one, but Hells Gatekeeper was never in this one.

Brain: If I was Chaos, I'd beat some sense into Hell's Gatekeeper!

JT: I beat you would Brain. Okay, Teen is already in the ring and set to go. This will be Teen's first match here in the IWA. I'm looking forward to see what he can do.

Brain: Who cares.

Instead of Kane's music, Tonight Tonight plays over the PA system. Natedogg walks out and all the fans cheer.

NG: It's great to be here on Massacre, I hope everyone is enjoying the show. Teen, listen up. Kane doesn't work for IWA anymore, so your European Title shot match won't happen. I sorry about that. Now you put in some hard work getting ready for this match, so we have a guy for you to face. You'll get a title shot next week, as you will face Steel and Raven in a triple threat Ravens rules Match for the European Title. That's the best I can do. Now send out his opponent.

Natedogg heads to the backstage area as Can't Touch This plays of the PA system and Hammer Time comes running out. He slides into the ring.

The bell rings. HT runs at Teen. Teen sends him down with a big boot to the face. Teen picks him up and powerbombs him down to the mat. Teen climbs to the top rope. HT gets up and walks into a flying X-Factor. Teen slaps on KAPITAL PUNISHMENT! HT taps out! Teen is your winner!

JT: Well Teen made short work of Hammer Time. That triple threat next week should be a great match.

Brain: That's right Steel is going to kick Ravens ass two cards in a row like he did to Saturn last week. I take that back, he'll be kicking Ravens ass all over that parking lot tonight! I feel sorry for Raven.

JT:Okay, we're going to take a break from the action as they set everything up for the scaffold match. Be right back.