The show starts inside the Brew City bar in Milwaukee's dowtown, blocks from the arena. Biohazard is seen inside, with a group of fans all around him. Biohazard looks at the camera.
Biohazard: Drunkaholic, I'm feeling lucky tonight! I'll put this On-Line Title(which he holds up) in a Bar room brawl. That is you have the guts! Drunkaholc! I'm going to beat you at your own game.
The scene cuts to a shot of Fulton, The Cat, and Drunkaholic in there locker room. Drunkaholc just shakes is head and says.
Drunkaholic: It looks like I'm going to have get serious now.
He looks at Fulton and Fulton nods. Fulton kicks open the cooler at his feet, reaches in and pulls out a six pack, then hands it to Drunaholic. Drunk cracks each can open then does them like a conehead! Drunk drops the six pack and looks at Fulton again and says.
Drunkaholic:More.
The scene cuts to a shot of JT and Brain already at ringside. The fans are on there feet and cheering.
JT: Hello everyone and welcome to Massacre. Well it looks like the On-Line Title match will be a bar room brawl now.
Brain: Yeah, and it looks like Drunkaholic isn't ready yet. Biohazard might have the advantage.
JT: I don't know about that my friend. Well lets get going with our first match.
Kasino's theme plays over the PA system. Kasino walks out and makes his way to the ring. Kasino climbs in and waits on Rohn Jericho.
The scene cuts to the backstage where Jericho is making his way to the ring. Then out of no where, Fulton runs inand hits Jericho over the head with bat. Jericho goes down. Fulton picks him up...Bastard-Plex! Fulton picks Jericho up and heads toward the entrance way with him.
Jericho's theme plays over the PA system. Fulton comes out leading the dazed Jericho to ringside. Fulton rolls Jericho into the ring, then leaves.
Kasino looks down at Jericho and smiles. Kaino picks him up...Kash Money! Jericho is in the center of the ring. Kasino walks over to the corner and climbs to the top. YOUR KASHED! Kasino hooks a leg. 1...2...3! Kasino is your winner!
JT: What a body splash. Well it looks like Kasino got the easy win. But after what Cyrus did, who couldn't have beaten Rohn Jericho.
Brain: I know a few.
JT: Well it looks like we are ready for our next match. Master P is already in the ring.
The Cat's music plays over the PA system. Sonny Onno makes his way out first. Sonno stops then puts his arms out to the entrance way like a one of those game show girls, then the Cat walks out. He stops and overlooks the crowd. Everyone is booing. Then the Cat throws up his three fingers and yells, "I'm the greatest!". The Cat and Sonny make there way down to the ring. The Cat slides in then starts dancing for the fans. Master P runs at the Cat, the Cat without breaking his groove hits the running Master P with the FELINER! Cat stands over Master P and puts on leg on Master P's chest then throws up three fingers on both hands. The ref counts.
1...2...3. The Cat is your winner!
The Cat runs and climbs up a corner turnbuckle, and reminds everyone he is the greatest of all time. Sonny stands in the ring with a smile on his face and clapping.
JT: It looks like Master P took a chance with a sneak attack, but paid the price.
Brain: I think the Cat truely is the greatest!
JT: I think lot of people would disagree with you on that one Brain, including myself. Okay I've been told that Druckaholic is heading over to Brew City. Lets go over their right now.
The scene cuts to a shot of outside the arena. Drunk is walking down the sidewalk then heads across the street. Right into traffic. Cars slam on the brakes and honk their horns. Drunk pays no attention, he goes keeps on walking, carrying a six pack with only four cans left in it. Drunk reaches the other side of the street, as he slams the beer in his hand. Drunk stands in front of Brew City, he tears out another can of beer and starts to slam it down...
...From behind a parked car Biohazard comes running out and nails Drunk in the back with a lead pipe. Biohazard picks Drunk up and then slams his head into a parking meter. The post snaps. Bio picks the meter up and starts hitting Drunk on the ground with it. Biohazard with a gorills press, runs and throws Drunckaholic threw the huge front window of the bar. Biohazard climbs in and starts to pick the Drunk up. Drunk reaches down and picks a piece of glass up, and smashes it into the side of Bo's face. Bio starts bleeding. Drunk stands up and grabs the Brew City neon sign and breaks over Bio's back. All the bulbs smash. Drunk picks Bio up and throws him back first into the side of the bar. Drunk picks Bo up, Bio grabs a bottle of beer off the bar and smashes it over Drunk's head. Bio grabs the dazed Drunk and throws him ontop of the bar. Bio walks behind the bar, grabs the Drunk and starts sliding him face first down the bar, and into everyones drinks. Half way down the bar, Drunk grabs a bottle and hits Bio in the side of the face again. Bio stumbles back and lands on the floor. Drunk climbs down, then throws Bio onto the bar. Drunk climbs up also. Drunks pulls Bio to his feet, then Bio quickly hooks Drunks head...DDT! Bio pulls Drunk up, then Drunk quickly spins Bio around, hooks on the full nelson, then sends Bio off the side of the bar with the Ghetto Stomp! Bio takes a few chairs with him. One lands on his head. Drunkaholic jumps off and nails the Joykiller! Drunk hooks the leg, a ref is at the scene. 1...2...Bio kicks out!
Brain: How did Bio kick out of that!
Drunk picks Bio up his feet. Drunk whips him toward a wall, Bio reverses it and sends Bio threw the drywall and into the next room. Bio climbs threw the hole in the wall. Bio looks and there is a dart machine standing there. Bio grabs it and tips it onto Drunk! Bio pulls the machine off Drunk and covers him. 1...2..Drunkaholic kicks out. Biohazard picks the drunk up, the druk pokes him in the eye. Drunk hops up onto a pool table. Drunk grabs the dazed Bio and...EXPLODING KEGGAR! Off the pool table! Drunkaholc covers Bio. 1...2...3! Drunkaholic is your winner and new On-Line Champion!
JT: What a match put on by those two. Drunk is your new On-Line Champion!
Brain: And Biohazard is still the IWA's IC Champion, lets us not forget that.
JT: Well it's time for our last match before we break, so lets get to it.
DX's theme music plays over the PA, the cheers turn to boo's. HHH and Freebird walk down to the ring. Freebird stays on the outside and HHH slides into the ring, Raven stands up. The bell rings.
The two circle eachother then tie up, HHH pushes Raven back into a corner. HHH backs away with a clean break, but on the outside Freebird grabs Raven's feet and holds them. HHH runs and hits Raven with a jumping knee lift. HHH grabs and sets him on the top turnbuckle, HHH climbs to the top. Superplex off the top. HHH picks Raven up and whips him to the ropes. Raven baseball slides and his Freebird, sending him hard into the guardrail. Raven grabs a chair and hits Freebird over the head with it, then throws it in the ring at HHH. HHH blocks it and picks it up and turns around. Raven is in the ring waiting on HHH, Raven dropkicks the chair into HHH's face. Raven sets the chair up. Raven picks HHH up and whips him to the ropes, then sends HHH into the chair face first with a drop toe hold. Freebird is in the ring now and starts nailing Raven with punches, HHH gets back up and joins in. Brewer runs out of the back and slides into the ring. Brewer sends both HHH and Freebird down with a double clothesline. Brewer picks Freebird up and throws him over the top rope. Brewer turns around and blocks a punch from HHH, then Brewer whips HHH into the corner and follows threw with a forearm shot to the head. Raven is back up. Raven runs and sends Brewer out over the top ropes. Brewer looks over at Raven and throws a punch into his face. Raven falls back into a kick from HHH. Then HHH grabs Raven and drops him with a PEDIGREE! HHH covers Raven, 1...2...3! HHH is your winner!