The show begins with "Guerilla Radio" by Rage against the machine. Johnny Terrible and Brian the brain walk out. Pyro behind them flies everywhere as they make there way down the ramp. They walk around ringside and then take their seats at the booth. They put their headsets on.
JT: Hello everyone and welcome to Saturday Night Massacre! There will be some major shake ups as far as the match ups go tonight. Massacre is going to be a wild and crazy tonight!
Brain: I agree, Insider told me some people have double duty tonight, due to the fact some people missed there flight, some where called over to Japan, some...who knows, but the fans will get their moneys worth tonight!
JT: Okay, lets start off things with our first match.
"Iron" Damien Briggs theme plays over the PA system, one half of the tag team champs walks out with the belt around his waist. Farren Knight walks out with him, with the other belt over his shoulder. The two make their way to the ring. Briggs climbs in, and Knight stays on the outside.
Then IWA Insider's theme plays over the PA system and he walks out onto the platform with mic in hand.
Insider: There has been a few changes to tonights card. Briggs and Knight, you two will defnd the Tag Team Titles here tonight! HBK will defend both IC and World Titles tonight! Farren you will also face Decipher tonight! That's all, enjoy the show.
Jericho's theme plays over the PA system. Both Briggs and Knight, who is now in the ring, wait for the challengers. But the Jericho's don't come threw the entrance way...
...The Jericho's come threw the crowd and slide into the ring. Ryan has a pair of brass knuckles on his hands, Ryan spins Knight around, pow right between the eyes! Rohn has a can of pepper spray and shoots some into the face of Briggs. Both Briggs and Knight go down! The Jericho's cover! 1...2...3! Jericho's are IWA's new Tag Team Champions! Briggs and Knight roll out of the ring, and the Jericho's are handed the titles.
Then "Showtimes" theme plays over the PA system. Showtie Marcus Rosario and Buh Buh Ray Dudley walk out. Showtime has a mic in hand, and he says.
Showtime: Listen here you pranksters. The people came to see a wrestling match, not some bullshit like you just pulled. We ran into the Insider and he agrees, Buh Buh and I are coming down to the ring and to take those titles back to the Y2Z family!
Showtime drops the mic, and he and Dudley make their way to the ring, They climb in.
JT: It looks like the two time Tag Team Champions have to defend tonight!
All four men are in the ring and going at it. Buh Buh is pounding on Ryan in the corner, Showtime picks Rohn up...brainbuster! Dudley picks Ryan up and sets him on the top turnbuckle. Dudley climbs up...superplex. Buh Buh picks Ryan up and throws him over the top rope and to the floor. Dudey and Showtime whip Rohn to the ropes, they both kick Rohn in the gut, double DDT. They pick Rohn up. Buh Buh picks Rohn up and holds him up ready to drop him with a powerbomb. Showtime hooks the head. Buh Buh drives him down with the piledriver, Showtime hits the neckbreaker. Showtime covers. 1...2..Ryan somehow gets by Buh Buh and makes the save. Buh Buh starts pounding on Ryan. Showtime picks Rohn up...Movie Cut! Rohn goes flying over the top rope and to the floor. Briggs and Knight run back out, and they are all over Rohn on the outside. Showtime and Buh Buh whip Ryan to the ropes. Showtime picks Ryan up in a waist lock, then falls back, on the way down, Buh Buh hits the 3D! Dudley covers. 1...2...3! "Showtime" Marcus Rosario and Buh Buh Ray Dudley are the new Tag Team Champions! They grab the belts and make their way backsatge with te rest of the Y2Z members.
JT: I can't believe it, the Tag Team Titles have changed hands two times tonight!
Brain: This is the IWA were anything can happen.
JT: Amen to that. Okay I wonder what the next match will b...
Stoner's theme plays over the PA system, and Mad Stoner walks out and makes his way to the ring. He climbs in and is tossed a mic. Stoner gets on the mic.
Mad Stoner: First off, I like to say...It's good to be the king! Now let's get down to business. Boa! You want to your your little mouth off? Well if you have the balls, why don't you come down here and sa...
Boa's theme plays over the PA system and he walks out and makes his way into the ring, with mic in hand. Boa stands right in front of Stoner.
Stoner: Alright tough guy! Lets hear what you have to say now.
Boa stands there for a few seconds, then....
Boa hits Stoner with the mic, then again. Stoner drops to the mat, Boa starts stomping Stoner. Boa grabs Stoner and pulls him to his feet. Boa whips Stoner to the corner and runs in hitting a splash. Stoner falls to the mat. Boa throws on the camel clutch. Stoner grabs the ropes, but this isn't a match so there is no ref. Security storms the ring and they tackle Boa off of Stoner. Security manages to keep Boa and Stoner apart. The scene cuts back to JT and Brain.
JT: Well it looks like Boa isn't going to back down from Stoner.
Brain: If Boa knew what was good for him he would. Who does Boa think he is?!
JT: I don't know. But Boa is impressive. Okay HBK will be defending his IC Title next.
HBK's theme plays over the PA system, and the World and IC Champ walks out with the World Title around his waist and the IC over his shoulder. HBk climbs into the ring and is handed a mic.
HBK: Now I was told I'm putting both of my titles on the line tonight. Now I asked against who, and Insider said Ringmaster for the World, and he didn't know yet for the IC. I could care less who it is, beca...
HBK is cut off by "Iron" Damien Briggs theme! Briggs makes his way to the ring.
Brain: Holy shit! How could Briggs be standing! It wasn't long ago that he had pepper spray shot into face!
JT: Here we go!
Briggs and HBK tie up. Briggs throws HBK to the ropes, HBK bounces off, and Briggs leap frogs him, HBK bounces back off the other side. Briggs swings with a clothesline, HBK ducks and runs by, HBK bounces off the ropes again, then nails Briggs with a cross body splash, cover. 1..2.kickout! Both men get up. HBK rakes the eyes of Briggs. Briggs goes down, holding his face in pain. HBK drags him up, picks him up, then body slams him down. HBK jumps up too the second turnbuckle, then nails a leg drop to briggs face. HBK rolls out of the ring, and grabs a chair, then rolls back into the ring. Briggs is just standing up, when HBK brings the chair down across Briggs head. Briggs goes down. HBK grabs the chair and climbs to the top...HBK jumps off, and puts the chair under his leg, for the leg drop right on Briggs face! Briggs is busted wide open. HBK makes the cover. 1...2..thr.kickout! HBK gets on his knees, and shakes his head.
JT: Man, does Damien have some fight in him.
Brain: The way this match is going, I don't think that's a good thing.
HBK pulls Damien up, but Damien nails the low blow. Damien pushes HBK back to the ropes, then whips him to the other side, HBK bounces off, Briggs picks him up on his shoulders, samoan drop right on the chair. Briggs quickly picks HBK up and sets up over the chair...piledriver onto the chair. Damien climbs to the top, and hits a corkscrew splash. Damien hooks the leg. 1...2..HBK kicks out! Damien picks HBK up, HBK rakes the eyes again. Damien covers his eyes with his hands. HBK backs up...SWEET CHIN MUSIC! But Damien dodged it! HBK's foot is on Briggs shoulder, Briggs slaps a bear hug around HBK, then hits a release belly to belly type move. HBK gets up and Briggs whips him to the ropes. Briggs kicks the chair into place, HBK bounces off and into GAME OVER onto the chair! Briggs covers. 1...2...3! "Iron" Damien Briggs is IWA's new IC Champion!
JT: What a comeback by Briggs! He wanted to fight with the big boys, well he just beat the biggest one of them all.
Brain: He just got lucky!
JT: I don't know about that. Well it's time for a commercial break. When we come back, we'll have Farren Knight vs Decipher in a loser leaves the fed match, and HBK vs Ringmaster for the World Title! Don't hit the back button!