The show comes back from commercial and JR is sitting with Brewer in his dressing room. JR starts to talk.JR: Well Brewer you won your match against Kasin...Brewer's door is kicked in and Orge and Sevend run nto the room and lay into both Brewer and JR. Sevend sends Brewer to the floor, and Orge picks JR up and powerbombs him threw a coffee table! Both Orge and Sevend start beating Brewer on the floor. Orge slips on a pair of brass knuckles and starts punching Brewer's head. Brewer is busted open and is knocked out. Sevend reaches into a brown bag and pulls out two dead rats. Orge stuffs one into Brewers mouth and Sevend does the same to JR. The two men get up and leave. The scene goes back to JT and Brain at ringside.JT: That was sick!Brain: When those two wake up tell them I have a bottle of Listerine in my dressing room they can use.JT: I think I would want something stronger than Listerine. Okay let's move on with our next match.Drunkaholic vs InsanityvsKasinoTriple ThreatDrunkaholic's theme plays over the PA system. Drunkaholic comes stumbling out of the back with a bottle of Jack in one hand and a mic in the other. The drunk stops half way down the ramp, and asks for his music to be cut. Drunk gets on the mic, and slurs out.Drunkaholic: Hey it's my mans Cyrus's birthday. Everyone(Druck waves his hand in front of him and almost falls over. He takes another drink then gets back on the mic) Everyone, join me in singing HAPPY BIRTHDAY for Cyrus.Drunkaholic starts the song off and most of the crowd joins him in singing, then half way threw the song, Insanity and Dementia Parker run out of the back. Ms. Parker spins the Drunk around, Insanity grabs the bottle of Jack from the Drunk and smashes it over his head. Drunkaholic falls down and rolls down the ramp.Kasino runs out of the back and clotheslines both Insanity and Ms. Parker. Ms Parker rolls off the ramp. Kasino picks Insanity up and runs with toward the ring. Kasino throws Insanity into the ring and slides in himself. Kasino picks Insanity up, but Insanity hits him with a low blow. Insanity hooks the head and sends Kasino down with a DDT. Drunkholic is up on the apron. Insanity see's him and swings at him. Drunkaholic ducks, grabs Insanity's head and jumps down onto the floor, snapping Insanity's head off the top rope. Dementia turns the Drunk around and slaps him in the face. Drunkaholic just stares at her, grabs her head, then lays a huge kiss on her.Brain: Did I just see tongue action!Kasino is stomping on Insanity in the ring. Ms. Parker falls to the ground and looks like she might cry. Drunk slides into the ring. Drunk sneaks up o Kasino and hooks the back of his head...reverse suplex! Drunkaholic picks Kaino up and puts him in the tree of woe in the corner. Drunk stumbles to the opposite corner then runs at Kasino hitting his head with a baseball slide. Insanity is up and follows the Drunks lead and hits Kasino with the same move.The scene cuts backstage where Master P is running toward the entrance way, then out of nowhere the Cat hits him the Feliner! The Cat has is red shoes on. Sonny has a boombox on his shoulder and hits the play button. The Cat's theme plays and the yells at Master P.The Cat: Listen here sucker, this is what real music sounds like and this is what real dancing looks like!The Cat starts to dance and Sonny just holds the boom box, and nods his head to the music with a big grin on his face. The scene goes back to the ring.Kasino has just sent both men down with a double clothesline off the ropes. Kasino picks Insanity up...Kash Money! Kasino hooks the leg. 1...2..Drunkaholic makes the save. Drunkaholic brings Kasino to the corner...EXPLODING KEGGAR! Drunk can't even pi, because Insanity is back up, he grabs Drunkaholic and throws him over the top rope and to the floor. Insanity picks Kasino up...PROZAC ATTACK! Insanity makes the cover. 1...2...3! Insanity is your winner! Insanity rolls out of the ring and both he and Ms. Parker head towards the backstage area. Drukaholc is leaning on the guardrail. A fan hands him a beer. Drukaholic takes it and slams it down, then somehow gets the first 10 rows singing Happy Birthday to Cyrus again.JT: Insanity scores the big win tonight.Brain: Look at the Drunkaholic, he loses and then still goes out and has a good time.JT: I think Drunkaholic was having a good day before this match even started if you know what I mean. Okay let goto our next match, which should be a great one.HBK vs CanyonWinner will get the next World Title shotDX's theme plays over the PA system and HBK walks out. Everyone is booing him and throwing garbage at him. HBK looks like he doesn't even care as he hops up on the apron and climbs through the ropes and into the ring.Canyon's theme plays over the PA system, the ex-World Champ gets a respectable pop from the crowd. Canyon takes his time, making his way to the ring. Canyon climbs the steps and then hops over the top rope. Both HBK and Canyon stare eachother down. The bell rings.The two walk to the center of the ring and stand nose to nose. Both men start to talk trash to eachother. HBK shoves Canyon, Canyon comes back and shoves HBK. Then both men start whaling on eachother. HBK gets the advantage and sends Canyon down with a suplex. Both men get up at the same time. HBK takes Canyon down with a armdrag takedown. HBK holds on with an armbar. Canyon fights his way back to his feet. HBK let's go and grabs a handfull of Canyon's hair and slams him back to the mat. HBK picks Canyon and whips him to the ropes, HBK follows and sends his knee into Canyon's gut. Canyon flips over and lands on the mat. HBK throws on a chin lock. Canyon makes it to his feet. Canyon elbows HBK in the ribs three times breaking the hold. Canyon runs and bounces off the ropes, HBK is up, but is sent back down to the mat with a shoulder block. HBK hops back up and swings at Canyon. Canyon blocks locks his ams around HBK...Inverted german suplex!Brain: My god what a move!Canyon climbs to the top ropes, spinning corkscrew splash. Canyon hooks the leg. 1...2..kickout by HBK. Canyon picks him up, Russian Leg Sweep. Canyon grabs HBK's legs and sets up the boston crab. HBK makes his way to the ropes, but Canyon drags him back to the center of the ring, and hooks it in good. HBK is pain, but some how manages to flip Canyon off his legs. Canyon is up first and picks HBK up by the hair, HBK nails the low blow, then sends Canyon down with pilediver. HBK walks over to the far corner, climbs to the top...Flying Elbow Drop!JT: Did you see that! HBK flew over 3/4 of the ring.HBK hooks the leg. 1..2..Canyon kicks out. HBK picks Canyon up and whips him to the ropes, then slaps on the standing sleeper. Canyon looks like he his in trouble.Canyon goes down to the mat, and HBK tightens the hold even more. The ref raises the arm, it falls, then again, and again it falls, the the third and last time...Canyon holds it up and crowd gets behind him. Canyon struggles back to his feet, then whips HBK too the ropes, Canyon picks HBK up into a gorilla press, then just drops him down to the mat behind him. Canyon picks HBK up...AVALANCHE! The place goes crazy as Canyon makes the cover. 1...2...Sid breaks the count. Sid out from the back, picks Canyon up and POWERBOMBS him to the mat. Sid picks Canyon up and holds him from behind, HBK is up now and starts to stomp his foot on the mat. HBK starts to go for his Finisher but the IWA Insider slides into the ring and nails him with a huge chair shot to the head. The Insider turns around a swings at Sid, but Sid blocks it with one hand and slaps his other around the Insiders throat. Sid picks him up and Chokeslams him over the top rope and to the floor. Trey Parker slides into the ring with his wooden mallet in hand. Sid turns around and nails him right between the eyes with it. Sid goes down! Canyon crawls over and covers HBK. 1...2...HBK kicks out and the place yells "AHHHHHH!". Canyon picks HBK up, but HBK pokes him in the eye. HBK lays out Trey Rackman with SWEET CHIN MUSIC! Canyon runs at HBK with a clothesline, but HBK ducks it. Canyon turns arund and gets a mouth full of boot, SWEET CHIN MUSIC! HBK makes the cover. 1...2...The IWA Insider breaks things up. HBK grabs the Insider and shoves him in the corner, poking his finger in his chest. Canyon grabs the chair, and runs at HBK, but HBK moves out of the way and Canyon nails the Insider over the head. HBK nails Canyon with a right, Canyon answers back with one of his own, both Sid and Rackman get up and all four men rumble. The ref has seen enough and start waving his arms in the air, the bell rings. Nikki Dial gets on the mic on the outside.Nikki: This match has been ruled a draw, and both HBK and Canyon will face the World Champ in a triple threat match!Canyon and Parkman roll out of the ring. Canyon looks back at HBK and says.Canyon: I'll be seeing you again HB Gay!The two head for the back. HBK looks down at the Insider. HBK tells Sid to powerbomb him. Sid picks him up, and runs...Sid Powerbombs the Insider threw the announcers booth on the outside! The two laugh at the Insider and then leave.JT: Well there goes our table Brain. It looks like we will have to stand the rest of the night.Brain: Screw that. Hey Timekeeper! Give me your damn chair!Okay this is it, the World Title Match.Orge vs ?????For the vacant World TitleOrge's theme plays over the PA system, and the mad man makes his way down to the ring as the fans boo him. Orge climbs into the ring and stands in the center of it. The ref shows him the belt. Nikki can be heard saying in the background "And his opponent...". Orge, the ref and all the fans watch the entrance way. The from the crowd, someone slides into the ring, behind Orge...Raven spins Orge around...EVENFLOW! Raven hooks the leg. The ref gets a confused look on his face, and doesn't make the count. Raven stands up, kicks the ref in the gut, EVENFLOWS him! Raven stands up as his music plays over the PA system. Raven picks up the World Title, ooks at it a few seconds, then lays it across the back of Orge. Raven climbs out of the ring, as he crowd starts a Raven chant.JT: Well t loks like IWA's new World Champion is Orge.Brain: It's abut time he gets that gold around his waist.JT: I guess, but the guy is a nut job. Well thanks for tuning in for the 6 month anniversary show. Tune in next week for Nitro. Good night.
The show comes back from commercial and JR is sitting with Brewer in his dressing room. JR starts to talk.
JR: Well Brewer you won your match against Kasin...
Brewer's door is kicked in and Orge and Sevend run nto the room and lay into both Brewer and JR. Sevend sends Brewer to the floor, and Orge picks JR up and powerbombs him threw a coffee table! Both Orge and Sevend start beating Brewer on the floor. Orge slips on a pair of brass knuckles and starts punching Brewer's head. Brewer is busted open and is knocked out. Sevend reaches into a brown bag and pulls out two dead rats. Orge stuffs one into Brewers mouth and Sevend does the same to JR. The two men get up and leave. The scene goes back to JT and Brain at ringside.
JT: That was sick!
Brain: When those two wake up tell them I have a bottle of Listerine in my dressing room they can use.
JT: I think I would want something stronger than Listerine. Okay let's move on with our next match.
Drunkaholic's theme plays over the PA system. Drunkaholic comes stumbling out of the back with a bottle of Jack in one hand and a mic in the other. The drunk stops half way down the ramp, and asks for his music to be cut. Drunk gets on the mic, and slurs out.
Drunkaholic: Hey it's my mans Cyrus's birthday. Everyone(Druck waves his hand in front of him and almost falls over. He takes another drink then gets back on the mic) Everyone, join me in singing HAPPY BIRTHDAY for Cyrus.
Drunkaholic starts the song off and most of the crowd joins him in singing, then half way threw the song, Insanity and Dementia Parker run out of the back. Ms. Parker spins the Drunk around, Insanity grabs the bottle of Jack from the Drunk and smashes it over his head. Drunkaholic falls down and rolls down the ramp.
Kasino runs out of the back and clotheslines both Insanity and Ms. Parker. Ms Parker rolls off the ramp. Kasino picks Insanity up and runs with toward the ring. Kasino throws Insanity into the ring and slides in himself. Kasino picks Insanity up, but Insanity hits him with a low blow. Insanity hooks the head and sends Kasino down with a DDT. Drunkholic is up on the apron. Insanity see's him and swings at him. Drunkaholic ducks, grabs Insanity's head and jumps down onto the floor, snapping Insanity's head off the top rope. Dementia turns the Drunk around and slaps him in the face. Drunkaholic just stares at her, grabs her head, then lays a huge kiss on her.
Brain: Did I just see tongue action!
Kasino is stomping on Insanity in the ring. Ms. Parker falls to the ground and looks like she might cry. Drunk slides into the ring. Drunk sneaks up o Kasino and hooks the back of his head...reverse suplex! Drunkaholic picks Kaino up and puts him in the tree of woe in the corner. Drunk stumbles to the opposite corner then runs at Kasino hitting his head with a baseball slide. Insanity is up and follows the Drunks lead and hits Kasino with the same move.
The scene cuts backstage where Master P is running toward the entrance way, then out of nowhere the Cat hits him the Feliner! The Cat has is red shoes on. Sonny has a boombox on his shoulder and hits the play button. The Cat's theme plays and the yells at Master P.
The Cat: Listen here sucker, this is what real music sounds like and this is what real dancing looks like!
The Cat starts to dance and Sonny just holds the boom box, and nods his head to the music with a big grin on his face. The scene goes back to the ring.
Kasino has just sent both men down with a double clothesline off the ropes. Kasino picks Insanity up...Kash Money! Kasino hooks the leg. 1...2..Drunkaholic makes the save. Drunkaholic brings Kasino to the corner...EXPLODING KEGGAR! Drunk can't even pi, because Insanity is back up, he grabs Drunkaholic and throws him over the top rope and to the floor. Insanity picks Kasino up...PROZAC ATTACK! Insanity makes the cover. 1...2...3! Insanity is your winner! Insanity rolls out of the ring and both he and Ms. Parker head towards the backstage area. Drukaholc is leaning on the guardrail. A fan hands him a beer. Drukaholic takes it and slams it down, then somehow gets the first 10 rows singing Happy Birthday to Cyrus again.
JT: Insanity scores the big win tonight.
Brain: Look at the Drunkaholic, he loses and then still goes out and has a good time.
JT: I think Drunkaholic was having a good day before this match even started if you know what I mean. Okay let goto our next match, which should be a great one.
DX's theme plays over the PA system and HBK walks out. Everyone is booing him and throwing garbage at him. HBK looks like he doesn't even care as he hops up on the apron and climbs through the ropes and into the ring.
Canyon's theme plays over the PA system, the ex-World Champ gets a respectable pop from the crowd. Canyon takes his time, making his way to the ring. Canyon climbs the steps and then hops over the top rope. Both HBK and Canyon stare eachother down. The bell rings.
The two walk to the center of the ring and stand nose to nose. Both men start to talk trash to eachother. HBK shoves Canyon, Canyon comes back and shoves HBK. Then both men start whaling on eachother. HBK gets the advantage and sends Canyon down with a suplex. Both men get up at the same time. HBK takes Canyon down with a armdrag takedown. HBK holds on with an armbar. Canyon fights his way back to his feet. HBK let's go and grabs a handfull of Canyon's hair and slams him back to the mat. HBK picks Canyon and whips him to the ropes, HBK follows and sends his knee into Canyon's gut. Canyon flips over and lands on the mat. HBK throws on a chin lock. Canyon makes it to his feet. Canyon elbows HBK in the ribs three times breaking the hold. Canyon runs and bounces off the ropes, HBK is up, but is sent back down to the mat with a shoulder block. HBK hops back up and swings at Canyon. Canyon blocks locks his ams around HBK...Inverted german suplex!
Brain: My god what a move!
Canyon climbs to the top ropes, spinning corkscrew splash. Canyon hooks the leg. 1...2..kickout by HBK. Canyon picks him up, Russian Leg Sweep. Canyon grabs HBK's legs and sets up the boston crab. HBK makes his way to the ropes, but Canyon drags him back to the center of the ring, and hooks it in good. HBK is pain, but some how manages to flip Canyon off his legs. Canyon is up first and picks HBK up by the hair, HBK nails the low blow, then sends Canyon down with pilediver. HBK walks over to the far corner, climbs to the top...Flying Elbow Drop!
JT: Did you see that! HBK flew over 3/4 of the ring.
HBK hooks the leg. 1..2..Canyon kicks out. HBK picks Canyon up and whips him to the ropes, then slaps on the standing sleeper. Canyon looks like he his in trouble.Canyon goes down to the mat, and HBK tightens the hold even more. The ref raises the arm, it falls, then again, and again it falls, the the third and last time...Canyon holds it up and crowd gets behind him. Canyon struggles back to his feet, then whips HBK too the ropes, Canyon picks HBK up into a gorilla press, then just drops him down to the mat behind him. Canyon picks HBK up...AVALANCHE! The place goes crazy as Canyon makes the cover. 1...2...Sid breaks the count. Sid out from the back, picks Canyon up and POWERBOMBS him to the mat. Sid picks Canyon up and holds him from behind, HBK is up now and starts to stomp his foot on the mat. HBK starts to go for his Finisher but the IWA Insider slides into the ring and nails him with a huge chair shot to the head. The Insider turns around a swings at Sid, but Sid blocks it with one hand and slaps his other around the Insiders throat. Sid picks him up and Chokeslams him over the top rope and to the floor. Trey Parker slides into the ring with his wooden mallet in hand. Sid turns around and nails him right between the eyes with it. Sid goes down! Canyon crawls over and covers HBK. 1...2...HBK kicks out and the place yells "AHHHHHH!". Canyon picks HBK up, but HBK pokes him in the eye. HBK lays out Trey Rackman with SWEET CHIN MUSIC! Canyon runs at HBK with a clothesline, but HBK ducks it. Canyon turns arund and gets a mouth full of boot, SWEET CHIN MUSIC! HBK makes the cover. 1...2...The IWA Insider breaks things up. HBK grabs the Insider and shoves him in the corner, poking his finger in his chest. Canyon grabs the chair, and runs at HBK, but HBK moves out of the way and Canyon nails the Insider over the head. HBK nails Canyon with a right, Canyon answers back with one of his own, both Sid and Rackman get up and all four men rumble. The ref has seen enough and start waving his arms in the air, the bell rings. Nikki Dial gets on the mic on the outside.
Nikki: This match has been ruled a draw, and both HBK and Canyon will face the World Champ in a triple threat match!
Canyon and Parkman roll out of the ring. Canyon looks back at HBK and says.
Canyon: I'll be seeing you again HB Gay!
The two head for the back. HBK looks down at the Insider. HBK tells Sid to powerbomb him. Sid picks him up, and runs...Sid Powerbombs the Insider threw the announcers booth on the outside! The two laugh at the Insider and then leave.
JT: Well there goes our table Brain. It looks like we will have to stand the rest of the night.
Brain: Screw that. Hey Timekeeper! Give me your damn chair!
Okay this is it, the World Title Match.
Orge's theme plays over the PA system, and the mad man makes his way down to the ring as the fans boo him. Orge climbs into the ring and stands in the center of it. The ref shows him the belt. Nikki can be heard saying in the background "And his opponent...". Orge, the ref and all the fans watch the entrance way. The from the crowd, someone slides into the ring, behind Orge...
Raven spins Orge around...EVENFLOW! Raven hooks the leg. The ref gets a confused look on his face, and doesn't make the count. Raven stands up, kicks the ref in the gut, EVENFLOWS him! Raven stands up as his music plays over the PA system. Raven picks up the World Title, ooks at it a few seconds, then lays it across the back of Orge. Raven climbs out of the ring, as he crowd starts a Raven chant.
JT: Well t loks like IWA's new World Champion is Orge.
Brain: It's abut time he gets that gold around his waist.
JT: I guess, but the guy is a nut job. Well thanks for tuning in for the 6 month anniversary show. Tune in next week for Nitro. Good night.