4-27-99
Phoenix, Arizona
The America West Arena
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This was a good match. The Tag Team straps were on the line so SDR brought their game up to a higher level. Mr. Fro started off with a few highflying tricks, including a corkscrew plancha. Mad Stoner came in pounding on the Hart brothers. The Harts got a few good ones in, but they didn't have what it took on this particular night to take home the gold.
Winners and still IWA Tag
Team
Champions
Mr. Fro Chuck Brown and Mad Stoner
Bill Goldberg vs. Hulk Hogan
This was by far the most boring match of the whole card. It ended in a no contest, with both men being counted out. During the match, they used such weapons like tables, chair, steps, and glass basketball goal backboards. It ended when both men fell off the top rope onto a table in a superplex attempt by Goldberg.
Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner
vs. Wesley "Wesman" Sanders
This was a very good match for Steiner to debut in here in the IWA. Steiner got his first taste of action, and tore it apart piece by piece. In the end, Steiner put Wesman in the Steiner Recliner and Wesman tapped out. Steiner only continued to punish Wesman after the match though.
JT hart vs. The Rock
This was basically a warm up match for JT Hart. Hart layed the smackdown on The Rock. This match was a no-brainer ending in a Hart Attack.
Kevin Nash vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin
This was a less fortunate match for the Wolfpac. Kevin Nash failed to defeat Stone Cold Steve Austin, preventing a Wolfpac sweep for the night. Stone Cold gave Nash two Stunners, not just one. The last was off the announcer's booth.
Mad Stoner vs. DoggFather
Winner to face the winner of Sting/Triple H
This was one of those matches filled with contraversy. Mad Stoner was lucky he was accompanied by Lucy. Mad Stoner was defeating DoggFather. Mad Stoner was about to hit with Your Cashed after the Steamroller and Too Baked, but Mankind and Stone Cold Steve Austin appeared. Lucy started to strip and when she got down to but naked, the house went wild. They were chanting,"Show your puppies!" the whole time. Then Lucy started to do a pole dance and everybody down by the ring couldn't help but stare. Then, out of nowhere, Lucy pulled out a 12 inch rabbit dildo from her golden valley and whacked Mankind and Stone Cold Steve Austin across the head with it. That wasn't even the end of the match though. DoggFather and Mad Stoner were still fighting in the ring. DoggFather started to think about his days as a pimp and started to check out Lucy. DoggFather was leaning over the top rope, and Lucy hit him with that 12 inch rabbit dildo. Mad Stoner took the rest of the match home.
X-Pac vs. Mankind
Winner to face Steel/Mr. Fro Chuck Brown
This was a well fought match. Two DOD members went at it in a hell of a match up. Mankind finished off X-Pac with a little taste of Mr. Socko.
Mr. Fro
Chuck Brown vs. Steel
Winner to face Mankind
This was another good match. Once again, Lucy accompanied a SDR member. From the back, appeared Bret Hart. Hart seemed pissed off about his loss in the Tag Team Titles matchup earlier in the night. He went onto the ring apron, but again, Lucy pulled out her 12 inch rabbit dildo. She hit Bret Hart across the back with it, only after Hart hit Mr. Fro wth a chair. Steel took advantage of Lucy being distracted on the outside by Hart and dropped Fro with the Death From Above. Steel covered for victory. After the match, Sting came down from the rafters and Scorpion Death Dropped Steel.
Triple H vs. Sting
Winner to face Mad Stoner
This was by far the biggest cheating match of the night. Mankind and Austin came down to the ring and took a couple swings at Triple H. Then Steel came down and layed the smackdown on Mankind and Stone Cold Steve Austin at the same time. Steel helped out Triple H here and there, but then X-Pac showed up from the back. X-Pac hit Steel with a chair, and then Triple H. Triple H was winning at the time, but when hit with the chair, and X-Pac ringside, Triple H was unable to overcome the odds.
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