Ways to annoy your Public Bathroom Stallmate

  1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor,"May I borrow a highlighter?"

  2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

  3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

  4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

  5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit!! My glass eye!!"

  6. Say "Damn, this water is cold."

  7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.

  8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

  9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

  10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,"Whoa! Easy boy !!"

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